// Back from Beijing!

Beijing was AWESOME-NESS! Got to know a lot of people better, especially the gang. Spent enough of my money to make the whole solar system drop on shopping and ICE CREAM (Jing and I ate at least 2 a day lah). But come to think of it, I went to divide the whole amount by 5 and I actually feel a whole lot better. :D

No words can actually describe my experience in Beijing, but thank you ALL for making this trip a helluva fun one. The itenary was kinda boring, and our tour guide totally sucked, but still we had so much fun and laughter all thanks to our own retardedness and the like. Love youuuu. :D

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Okay I'm trying to collect Beijing pictures from people. Smart me didn't bring my camera and I'm regretting like shit now.

I just realised there's a LOT of homework. And I have no idea where to start. Plus the common tests that are in just 2 weeks' time... Knnnnnnnn.

Alright, KAP beckons. And I can't wait to see Wanxian. :D

// Violent pornography

Beijing in four days and I'm still in the mentally packing stage. Still yet to find a suitcase. Haha oh wells.

School's been BORING this whole week. Raining like shit every afternoon. The fact that the temperature in the classroom drops about ten thousand times lower doesn't raise my enthusiasm in class at all either.

Oh, and Cheryl and I keep getting into trouble with our CT and PCT. It's freaking retarded lah. The last straw is today when our sitting arrangements were changed. Now I'm sitting next to Imran while Cheryl's stuck in between Anjan and Shannon.

Everyone go, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" now please.

I'm tired of getting nagged at by teachers. It's bad enough having to live with a bitch of a mother for 16 years of my life already. School's supposed to be fun - what's happening??

It's like I have to resist the temptation to leave school halfway with Wanxian and just go town to slack every single day. Every night, we'd look at our timetable for the next day and plan when's the best time to walk out from the back gate. Pretty pathetic, eh?

Now that Cheryl's not sitting next to me in class anymore, things are going to get worse.

And I'm eating more and more as the days go by. Don't even talk to me about exercising. KNNBCBB.

On a brighter note, however, I finally got my 240 bucks from Matthew today. This means I'll get my iPod Video by this Friday. Which also means I'll have an anti-social device in handy should I need it for Beijing. Hopefully I won't have to use it very often. (:

Good night world. Maybe it won't rain so much tomorrow. Maybe.

// Holiday from real

Now you all may be wondering what Zel the pig is doing up so early (it's early okay) on a public holiday. I'm in Wanxian's house and we just got back from a 2.4 km run in the gym.

Okay, you can faint now. :D

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Lalala. I have the sudden urge to blog about what's happened in the past week. There's the Year 5 council campaigns, rugby finals (we lost), JING'S HOUSE (omg it can totally make you feel like you're living in a box all these years of your life) and et cetura.

But you know, me and my lazy fingers... Plus the fact I'm FREAKING sweaty and smell worse than my brother. Just go to Wanxian's blog and entertain yourself kekekez. (:

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Anyway, I totally want to live in a condominium again. Nothing beats walking home with your neighbours from the common bus stop (especially if your condo is planted on a freaking hill), going for midnight chats down at the pool side, going gym/swimming/soccer/tennis together, mugging for exams till ungodly hours in the morning...

My neighbours have been construction workers for almost a year now and all they do is just peer into my house. And I have never been able to differentiate who is who - they all look the same to me. Haha.

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Oh yeah. Kudos to Cheryl Edina Teo for making my day yesterday. I was really depressed over stuff (which unfortunately cannot be shared here lest my reputation and whatever's left of my social life becomes extinct) and that girl blew balloons, wrote really sweet stuff on it and stuck them to my chair. Claps for her. (:

Wanxian too. Thanks for leaving school to go pig out in town with me yesterday. It has been very fun but seriously we must stop this bad habit before we get into REALLY big trouble.

How many times have I been forced to move along this year? How many times must my heart be crushed and buried over and over again? Sigh I don't even want to know.

Whatever it is, I'm glad that I have Wanxian and Cheryl in this retarded school. I would have been a very different person if they weren't here. Like maybe more demure and... less crazy. Which sucks, period. =P

And Liak. There's too much that happened which cannot be written here. But I'm glad we're on good terms again. The feeling of going to a fucked up house after a retarded school day, switching on the com and seeing you online is what has kept me emotionally alive.

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Okay this entry is really messy. I should stop my word vomit now and go shower. Wanxian has finally emerged after God knows how many years. I nearly thought she drowned.

Eight Below in Cineleisure later. Yayness. :D

{edit}

Lololol it's 10.47 PM now and I'm back from a relatively amusing day. Eight Below was quite a nice show (the dogs are FREAKING cute) and omg I think I'll ditch Chad Michael Murray for Paul Walker. He's ten thousand times more macho, heehee.

We also named the dogs after the guys because all their antics reminded us of them. Marcus Lim was the best haha damn retarded. Everytime the dog did something stupid (which was quite often) we'd both go, "OMG DS!" and burst out laughing.

Left for Bukit Timah Plaza to scare the guys at the lan shop on level 2. We actually thought there was only one lan shop which was at B2 and it was about the size of my toilet. Retarded to the max lah.

Anyways we stood outside the window contemplating how to shock them (they didn't know we were coming). Finally I called Mark Chiang and told him to look outside. When he turned, Wanxian was like "OMG HELLO." and her eyes expanded as usual haha damn funny. Then the whole group turned behind to look too and their expressions were CLASSIC man omgwtfbbqlmaoz.

So Wanxian and I sat there and observed them playing Dota and CS. Wesley is HILARIOUS number one I tell you. Whole time screaming vulgarities at the computer like couple fighting. Wanxian and I had a good time laughing at him.



Visited the pet shop for awhile (omg they LOVE to bully me and I have no idea why) and went home with Wesley and Jinyan.

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I've decided to skip sailing tomorrow because I'm sleep-deprived number one and I have THEORY to do. Freaking loser omg I'm beginning to dread piano lessons every Saturday now. Teacher's becoming a bitch, especially after she got married. Maybe it's menopause but she's barely 30. Argh.

Okay bye fans! :D

{/edit}

// Kill the messenger

Helloooooo. Crescent funfair was t3h l337 yesterday. :D Walked around with Wanxian and Feixin and blew most of our money on food, food and MORE FOOD. Seriously we totally forgot about our so-called diets and ate like mad cow disease. 3s3's fried ice cream sooo good, Wanxian ate about 5. Haha.

Oh the haunted house was DAMN STUPID LAH. We didn't even have a tour guide and I spent most of the time trying to figure out where to go. Wanxian screamed once because someone threw a rubber snake on her though. That was quite hilarious. :D

Went town awhile to meet up with the guys at Wheelock for like, 2 minutes. Was supposed to go check out iPods but they had to leave. Pffft.

Headed back to the funfair to spend the rest of our coupons. Took the spinning ride with Feixin and HELL, it was freaking fun lah! Both of us were trying to lift up our legs but because of gravity pulling everything down we succeeded in only sticking out our tongues.

Met Liak and Edwin and chilled at the dunking machine. The water level was so low, the people who got dunked didn't even get their hair wet. Noob or noob. -__-

So Feixin and I got a hose and started filling up the tub for the teachers who were nominated to get dunked. Gary Tan and Lee Bee Yann were the highlights of the day I think. What other fun (and legal) way to laugh at your vice-principal and principal get humiliated in the most unglam postion ever? >:D

The end of the funfair was THE BEST please. Because there was quite a lot of leftover food, the prices all started dropping like shit. Homemade cookies that went for 2 for $3 suddenly became 50 cents. Earrings were THROWN at us and some teacher dumped almond jelly on Liak and Edwin.

Got this from Wanxian's blog:

omg. and then when we went to collect our pillow. it was just suppose to be 8bucks. but because me and zel couldn use finish our coupons. WE JUST DUMPED OUR COUPONS THERE. super funny.

juniors: its 8bucks.
zel: AIYAH JUST TAKE THE WHOLE 10BUCKS LA.
me: (stares at my un-used coupons, 4bucks) OMG JUST TAKE MINE TOO LA.
zel: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING LIKE SHIT OMG THE WHOLE HALL ECHO-ED)
juniors: (stares at us with gratefulness) THANKS SO MUCH!!

me & zel walked away and the juniors continue shouting after us "THANK YOU THANKS SO MUCH!!"

OMGWTFBBQLMAOZ. Can die laughing, seriously. The best thing was the pillow caught wind and flipped over, destroying my shirt and Wanxian's arms. But it's still alive, thank God.

Okay one last thing before I go wax my legs (haw haw):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WESLEY & ZHONGYUAN!!!

Yayyy.

// Dreaming in red

Breakfast at KAP yesterday morning with Wanxian, Ong, Wes, JQ, Jinyan and Shahir. Too bad I woke up with severe diarrhoa in the morning and vomitted 3 times in KAP so I didn't dare to consume anything except water lest I puke out everything again. /=

So the original plan was to just skip Chapel and reach school for lessons by 9.30 am. But because I felt like shit and Wanxian was just too lazy, we ended up cabbing to JQ's house and therefore ponning school the whole day. :D

Spent 80% of the time there vomitting (again) and sleeping on his brother's bed (it's the best bed in the world, by the way) while the rest were gaming, and the other 20% owning Wanxian in Burnout Revenge. :D

Left for Clementi Polyclinc with Wanxian and Ong in the afternoon. I swear, that place is PURE EVIL for making really sick people like me wait for 2++ hours in a roomful of noisy (and disgusting) retarded children. Wanxian and Ong abandoned me there to perish all alone because both of them had to rush home, so you can imagine me being lonelygal@hotmail.com /=

However, I met Nick Scorpion there and both of us started bitching about how inconsiderate the receptionist was. I also told him how 2 indian ladies tried to harass me earlier by exclaiming at my leg wound from falling at the NSC. Heehee what fun.

OH. My doctor is a real bitch. She inserted some white cotton-like thingy the size of my thumb into my anus when all I wanted was an MC and medicine for diarrhoea and vomitting. What the fuck please!! I came out all traumatised and pissed, and Nick's laughing did not help at all.

Hung around in Clementi for awhile until the heavy rain subsided. Bought an apple pie (my first and only morsel of food for the day, mind you) and walked a long way to the bus stop with Nick. Thank God I met him okay - I would have DIED if I had to go home all by myself. )x

Reached home all drenched and moody and slept from 7 pm all the way till 11 am this morning. Add the other 4 hours of sleep in JQ's house, and the 1 hour in Clementi's KFC while waiting for our turn and you'll get a grand total of 21 hours in Lalaland if you bothered to count. :D

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Now I'm feeling much better, so I'm most probably going to school tomorrow. Home gets boring once in awhile, especially when I can't get out of the house and no one's online because they're all in school.

Goodbye!

// Back from Beijing!

Beijing was AWESOME-NESS! Got to know a lot of people better, especially the gang. Spent enough of my money to make the whole solar system drop on shopping and ICE CREAM (Jing and I ate at least 2 a day lah). But come to think of it, I went to divide the whole amount by 5 and I actually feel a whole lot better. :D

No words can actually describe my experience in Beijing, but thank you ALL for making this trip a helluva fun one. The itenary was kinda boring, and our tour guide totally sucked, but still we had so much fun and laughter all thanks to our own retardedness and the like. Love youuuu. :D

---

Okay I'm trying to collect Beijing pictures from people. Smart me didn't bring my camera and I'm regretting like shit now.

I just realised there's a LOT of homework. And I have no idea where to start. Plus the common tests that are in just 2 weeks' time... Knnnnnnnn.

Alright, KAP beckons. And I can't wait to see Wanxian. :D

// Violent pornography

Beijing in four days and I'm still in the mentally packing stage. Still yet to find a suitcase. Haha oh wells.

School's been BORING this whole week. Raining like shit every afternoon. The fact that the temperature in the classroom drops about ten thousand times lower doesn't raise my enthusiasm in class at all either.

Oh, and Cheryl and I keep getting into trouble with our CT and PCT. It's freaking retarded lah. The last straw is today when our sitting arrangements were changed. Now I'm sitting next to Imran while Cheryl's stuck in between Anjan and Shannon.

Everyone go, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" now please.

I'm tired of getting nagged at by teachers. It's bad enough having to live with a bitch of a mother for 16 years of my life already. School's supposed to be fun - what's happening??

It's like I have to resist the temptation to leave school halfway with Wanxian and just go town to slack every single day. Every night, we'd look at our timetable for the next day and plan when's the best time to walk out from the back gate. Pretty pathetic, eh?

Now that Cheryl's not sitting next to me in class anymore, things are going to get worse.

And I'm eating more and more as the days go by. Don't even talk to me about exercising. KNNBCBB.

On a brighter note, however, I finally got my 240 bucks from Matthew today. This means I'll get my iPod Video by this Friday. Which also means I'll have an anti-social device in handy should I need it for Beijing. Hopefully I won't have to use it very often. (:

Good night world. Maybe it won't rain so much tomorrow. Maybe.

// Holiday from real

Now you all may be wondering what Zel the pig is doing up so early (it's early okay) on a public holiday. I'm in Wanxian's house and we just got back from a 2.4 km run in the gym.

Okay, you can faint now. :D

---

Lalala. I have the sudden urge to blog about what's happened in the past week. There's the Year 5 council campaigns, rugby finals (we lost), JING'S HOUSE (omg it can totally make you feel like you're living in a box all these years of your life) and et cetura.

But you know, me and my lazy fingers... Plus the fact I'm FREAKING sweaty and smell worse than my brother. Just go to Wanxian's blog and entertain yourself kekekez. (:

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Anyway, I totally want to live in a condominium again. Nothing beats walking home with your neighbours from the common bus stop (especially if your condo is planted on a freaking hill), going for midnight chats down at the pool side, going gym/swimming/soccer/tennis together, mugging for exams till ungodly hours in the morning...

My neighbours have been construction workers for almost a year now and all they do is just peer into my house. And I have never been able to differentiate who is who - they all look the same to me. Haha.

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Oh yeah. Kudos to Cheryl Edina Teo for making my day yesterday. I was really depressed over stuff (which unfortunately cannot be shared here lest my reputation and whatever's left of my social life becomes extinct) and that girl blew balloons, wrote really sweet stuff on it and stuck them to my chair. Claps for her. (:

Wanxian too. Thanks for leaving school to go pig out in town with me yesterday. It has been very fun but seriously we must stop this bad habit before we get into REALLY big trouble.

How many times have I been forced to move along this year? How many times must my heart be crushed and buried over and over again? Sigh I don't even want to know.

Whatever it is, I'm glad that I have Wanxian and Cheryl in this retarded school. I would have been a very different person if they weren't here. Like maybe more demure and... less crazy. Which sucks, period. =P

And Liak. There's too much that happened which cannot be written here. But I'm glad we're on good terms again. The feeling of going to a fucked up house after a retarded school day, switching on the com and seeing you online is what has kept me emotionally alive.

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Okay this entry is really messy. I should stop my word vomit now and go shower. Wanxian has finally emerged after God knows how many years. I nearly thought she drowned.

Eight Below in Cineleisure later. Yayness. :D

{edit}

Lololol it's 10.47 PM now and I'm back from a relatively amusing day. Eight Below was quite a nice show (the dogs are FREAKING cute) and omg I think I'll ditch Chad Michael Murray for Paul Walker. He's ten thousand times more macho, heehee.

We also named the dogs after the guys because all their antics reminded us of them. Marcus Lim was the best haha damn retarded. Everytime the dog did something stupid (which was quite often) we'd both go, "OMG DS!" and burst out laughing.

Left for Bukit Timah Plaza to scare the guys at the lan shop on level 2. We actually thought there was only one lan shop which was at B2 and it was about the size of my toilet. Retarded to the max lah.

Anyways we stood outside the window contemplating how to shock them (they didn't know we were coming). Finally I called Mark Chiang and told him to look outside. When he turned, Wanxian was like "OMG HELLO." and her eyes expanded as usual haha damn funny. Then the whole group turned behind to look too and their expressions were CLASSIC man omgwtfbbqlmaoz.

So Wanxian and I sat there and observed them playing Dota and CS. Wesley is HILARIOUS number one I tell you. Whole time screaming vulgarities at the computer like couple fighting. Wanxian and I had a good time laughing at him.



Visited the pet shop for awhile (omg they LOVE to bully me and I have no idea why) and went home with Wesley and Jinyan.

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I've decided to skip sailing tomorrow because I'm sleep-deprived number one and I have THEORY to do. Freaking loser omg I'm beginning to dread piano lessons every Saturday now. Teacher's becoming a bitch, especially after she got married. Maybe it's menopause but she's barely 30. Argh.

Okay bye fans! :D

{/edit}

// Kill the messenger

Helloooooo. Crescent funfair was t3h l337 yesterday. :D Walked around with Wanxian and Feixin and blew most of our money on food, food and MORE FOOD. Seriously we totally forgot about our so-called diets and ate like mad cow disease. 3s3's fried ice cream sooo good, Wanxian ate about 5. Haha.

Oh the haunted house was DAMN STUPID LAH. We didn't even have a tour guide and I spent most of the time trying to figure out where to go. Wanxian screamed once because someone threw a rubber snake on her though. That was quite hilarious. :D

Went town awhile to meet up with the guys at Wheelock for like, 2 minutes. Was supposed to go check out iPods but they had to leave. Pffft.

Headed back to the funfair to spend the rest of our coupons. Took the spinning ride with Feixin and HELL, it was freaking fun lah! Both of us were trying to lift up our legs but because of gravity pulling everything down we succeeded in only sticking out our tongues.

Met Liak and Edwin and chilled at the dunking machine. The water level was so low, the people who got dunked didn't even get their hair wet. Noob or noob. -__-

So Feixin and I got a hose and started filling up the tub for the teachers who were nominated to get dunked. Gary Tan and Lee Bee Yann were the highlights of the day I think. What other fun (and legal) way to laugh at your vice-principal and principal get humiliated in the most unglam postion ever? >:D

The end of the funfair was THE BEST please. Because there was quite a lot of leftover food, the prices all started dropping like shit. Homemade cookies that went for 2 for $3 suddenly became 50 cents. Earrings were THROWN at us and some teacher dumped almond jelly on Liak and Edwin.

Got this from Wanxian's blog:

omg. and then when we went to collect our pillow. it was just suppose to be 8bucks. but because me and zel couldn use finish our coupons. WE JUST DUMPED OUR COUPONS THERE. super funny.

juniors: its 8bucks.
zel: AIYAH JUST TAKE THE WHOLE 10BUCKS LA.
me: (stares at my un-used coupons, 4bucks) OMG JUST TAKE MINE TOO LA.
zel: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING LIKE SHIT OMG THE WHOLE HALL ECHO-ED)
juniors: (stares at us with gratefulness) THANKS SO MUCH!!

me & zel walked away and the juniors continue shouting after us "THANK YOU THANKS SO MUCH!!"

OMGWTFBBQLMAOZ. Can die laughing, seriously. The best thing was the pillow caught wind and flipped over, destroying my shirt and Wanxian's arms. But it's still alive, thank God.

Okay one last thing before I go wax my legs (haw haw):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WESLEY & ZHONGYUAN!!!

Yayyy.

// Dreaming in red

Breakfast at KAP yesterday morning with Wanxian, Ong, Wes, JQ, Jinyan and Shahir. Too bad I woke up with severe diarrhoa in the morning and vomitted 3 times in KAP so I didn't dare to consume anything except water lest I puke out everything again. /=

So the original plan was to just skip Chapel and reach school for lessons by 9.30 am. But because I felt like shit and Wanxian was just too lazy, we ended up cabbing to JQ's house and therefore ponning school the whole day. :D

Spent 80% of the time there vomitting (again) and sleeping on his brother's bed (it's the best bed in the world, by the way) while the rest were gaming, and the other 20% owning Wanxian in Burnout Revenge. :D

Left for Clementi Polyclinc with Wanxian and Ong in the afternoon. I swear, that place is PURE EVIL for making really sick people like me wait for 2++ hours in a roomful of noisy (and disgusting) retarded children. Wanxian and Ong abandoned me there to perish all alone because both of them had to rush home, so you can imagine me being lonelygal@hotmail.com /=

However, I met Nick Scorpion there and both of us started bitching about how inconsiderate the receptionist was. I also told him how 2 indian ladies tried to harass me earlier by exclaiming at my leg wound from falling at the NSC. Heehee what fun.

OH. My doctor is a real bitch. She inserted some white cotton-like thingy the size of my thumb into my anus when all I wanted was an MC and medicine for diarrhoea and vomitting. What the fuck please!! I came out all traumatised and pissed, and Nick's laughing did not help at all.

Hung around in Clementi for awhile until the heavy rain subsided. Bought an apple pie (my first and only morsel of food for the day, mind you) and walked a long way to the bus stop with Nick. Thank God I met him okay - I would have DIED if I had to go home all by myself. )x

Reached home all drenched and moody and slept from 7 pm all the way till 11 am this morning. Add the other 4 hours of sleep in JQ's house, and the 1 hour in Clementi's KFC while waiting for our turn and you'll get a grand total of 21 hours in Lalaland if you bothered to count. :D

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Now I'm feeling much better, so I'm most probably going to school tomorrow. Home gets boring once in awhile, especially when I can't get out of the house and no one's online because they're all in school.

Goodbye!