// Fistful of steel

Woohoo the last time I updated was last Saturday. Blame it on my anal parents for banning internet during weekdays. I'm considering the idea of putting them up for adoption because they're getting very annoying now. Especially my mother who's probably going through menopause even though she's a little too premature for that to happen.

A little update on what's happened in the past week.

AC Olympics on Wednesday was a blast! The cheerleading part rocked though the sound system was super fucked up. Everyone was in the right place and the right time and our efforts of staying back to practice really paid off. Yes I know I looked like a complete moron out on the astroturf but hey, the humiliation was worth it. Kudos to all the girls in the squad, especially Moonie! That super girl taught me the last part of the routine 10 minutes before the actual performance.

Floorball was really great too though we lost to 5.1 on penalties cause I didn't expect our class to proceed all the way to the semi-finals especially with me on the team lolol. Khing was a kickass goalkeeper and Zul, Shannon, Melvin, Anjan and Imran were ownage players. We did damn well and we're gonna own again in the other games HOOO.

Thursday was THE slackest school day since the June Holidays. People kept MIA-ing because President's Challenge was on so there weren't many lessons. Cheryl, Khing and I stayed back during PE to draw on the board. DAMN FUN PLEASE. We discovered the art of symmetrical drawing using both our left and right hands and we filled the board with Hitler's protraits lololol.

During PC, Cheryl and I went down to the SAC to kope all the leftovers. We literally ate everything for free. Chocolate fondue, brownies, cheese cakes, pizza, cheese sausages, Island Creamery ice-cream, Milo Dino, banana smoothies, sandwiches, jelly... Oh mah god I was in heaven please.

Friday was damn retarded. I was supposed to have Chinese Oral after school but ended up not taking because I wrote too much on my card. The teacher was like, "Your 10 points like 10 paragraphs you do next Wednesday." What the pong cheat my feelings can. Anyhow, I left school for Mambo and played pool with Jasmine, her CJ friends and Liak lol. And I didn't do too badly, considering I haven't played pool for 2 months. Or maybe because LIAK SUCKS. :D :D :D

Dinner at Swensens with Delta '05 ROCKED! Omg finally a sense of familiarity I've been yearning for ever since I graduated from Crescent. And the number of people who attended would have made any NCO proud please. More than 50% attendace better than normal activity can. Details of the dinner can be found in Sam's blog. She's flamed me to the max, that stupid girl.

Crescent's AAD yesterday was... Okay I thought it was gonna be another Crescent funfair but THERE WERE NO FOOD STALLS IN SIGHT! All of them were like camouflaged or something. But the arts conservatory tower is BLOODY NICE. It has jamming studios, percussion rooms, dance studios and even interactive guitars, bass, drums and keyboard.

Omg damn rocking Jasmine and I took out water bottles and played songs on the xylophone and created such a racket that MRS LEE BEE YAN came in and told us to lower down our volume and not to destroy the instrument. Which actually made sense because xylophone sticks are soft to prevent dents on the keys when they hit but we were happily hacking away with our water bottles LOL.

Left for CJ cause Jasmine had PTM so Liak and I slacked around the school while waiting. I left a message for certain Isaiah on his class whiteboard teehee. Anyway CJ's really old and pathetic (two-and-one-quarter running track HAHA) but it's super breezy so it's okay. Also I think the school really encourages its students to study because there were tables and chairs EVERYWHERE. Freaking jealous man, how about ACS(I) turns off the air-conditioning 10 minutes after the last class has ended and the library closes at 6pm. Tsk.

Was supposed to go town and play pool but Jasmine was wanted home so Liak and I went back to his house and chilled. I created a Neopets account for Yuan Ying also haha good luck to her man Neopets is freaking confusing now. :D

Okay so I'm supposed to have 3 tuitions today. Started off the morning with Math where I got enlightened by Karen about Vectors. I freaking learnt and understood everything within 2 hours compared to the number of hours I spent dying in Math lessons in school please. Sucks to you, Mr Bombay import (I forgot your name haha).

Likewise for Econs, our first lesson today. Mr How taught Cheryl and I Theory of Firms and I must proclaim: THERE IS STILL HOPE. We shall rise up to claim the most improved award for Economics by the end of this year man.

Kekez this is a long enough post which I spent about an hour typing out. Time to go for piano. And there's still EE presentation and Econs IA to do later. Which reminds me: I still have Chinese Oral, IOP, Geog IA and TOK presentation to worry about DAMMIT I hate school I HATE, HATE, HATE SCHOOL. /kills

// Epiphany

Keke in Liak's house now and dying because he's fallen asleep and I don't have a toothbrush. Help, anybody? Dx

Had piano in the morning. Did aural and I've got this inkling that I'm gonna fail Grade 8 this year, confirm plus chop. Damn freaking hard and I hate scales arghhh. /kills

Went to Melvin's church today. It wasn't bad I guess. Met loads of Crescent juniors and the songs were nice but the pressure to go out for the altar call was a bit uncalled for. You can't just expect a 1-year-old backslider to convert and redeem himself in merely 120 minutes right? And I'd be lying if I go up and lying's a sin, no? Lol. Nevertheless, thanks Melvin and Jarvin for making the effort to help me. Even though you might not succeed, God will surely reward you. (:

Went to Liak's house afterwards and reunited with Yuan Ying. (x Omg then we played with her stuffed toys and I had to improvise a decent story along the way using them as characters. Very torturous but SHE LIKED IT YAYYY I FEEL SO PROUD OF MAHSELF.

Watched Dumbo, House of Wax and Ice Age 2. That's like 5 hours of teevee haha. And er, I seriously need a toothbrush because I CANNOT sleep without brushing my teeth. Waaha.

// Rough draft

Hellooo I just came back from BayBeats and my phone totally died on me so sorry people for not replying your messages my phone sucks battery life like crazy nowadays. )x

Anyways, I would like to proclaim that my midyears is OVERRR. (x (x Like finally man, congrats to all the losers who take Geog (including me haha) we're finally free!

The paper was kinda dumb because whatever I attempted to absorb in KAP yesterday was of no use. My answeres constituted of whatever's left of sec 4 Geog in my brain so errr a little risky but nevermind. :D And omg how about I concentrated so much on immigration end up the exam don't even have that word printed on the paper!! What the pong cheat my feelings can. /sobs

Went for breakfast at Cine's BurgerKing with Wanxian where something dreadfully traumatising happened. I went to the counter to ask the woman to help refill my bottle with water right. There was only one counter open cause virtually not one soul was in Cine save for us and the cleaners so she told me to go behind the counter and fill it myself cause she had to mop the floor. I was like ogaaayy and went behind, expecting it to be a very easily accomplished task. After all, it's just filling up water, right?

NOOOOOOOOO.

Omg the drinks dispenser had no section for water!! There were Coke, Ice Lemon Tea and Barley but no friggin 'Water'. I turned around to ask the woman but she MIA-ed and Wanxian stood there all stoned so I was like, STRANDED. And things got even worse.

The manager came out from the kitchen and her eyeballs nearly popped out of her skull when she saw poor me standing at the drinks dispenser with an empty bottle. I swear she thought I was trying to make a quick getaway with one of the arrated drinks can. Anyway I tried to explain myself as best as I could in Mandarin whilst she continued staring at me suspiciously, with Wanxian laughing like a mad cow in the background. It turned out that the bloody Barley dispenser was actually WATER. Argh! Luckily we were the only ones in BK if it was crowded I'll never show my face in there again.

But then again, if it was crowded, I wouldn't have to face self-service right? Pffft.

Caught Pirates of the Carribean 2 with Wanxian. Nice show, but a little too long. And the ending was super WHAT lah. Because the public knows that the company's currently filming Pirates 3, most of us go watch Pirates 2 with the mentality that it'll continue with Pirates 3. Which sucks because there's no kick in watching the show anymore. Nevertheless, it was much more humourous than Pirates 1 haha. The theatre was nearly empty so Wanxian and I were able to laugh as heartily as we wanted. Yay.

Then we walked around Taka nine times. I'm not kidding. But Taka rocks anyway, loads of places to go. (: There was also a foodfair at the basement selling really REALLY nice pan ice cream. It's $4.80 but you can like put a lot of toppings and fillings inside so it's super worth it! Try Berry & Berry with honey, chocolate chips and Koko Crunch, it OWNS BALLZ. /licks

Liak came and Wanxian went home. Went to the foodfair to eat the ice cream again (told you it rocks). Jasmine came afterwards feeling very depressed because she appeared to have lost her friend's phone in a cab. Which made that the second phone she lost this week. But when she wanted to show me her CCA jacket, I found the phone nestled comfortably inside the jacket pocket. Seriously ownage lah that woman. :D

Hung around in town for awhile before going to BayBeats. I never knew Daphne Khoo was in West Grand Boulevard haha. The music played was mostly Rock, which was a tad too noisy for me because all the live bands sounded weird. Jazz for the win man. :D And how about I actually don't even like Jazz lol. It just suits the nice relaxed carefree atmosphere at the Esplanade.

Okay it's 1.20am and it's sleeping time. I can't believe I was up since 6am argh this is total child abuse I hate hate HATE school. )x Goodnight.

// Martini kiss

HOLY MAMA LEMON CHICKEN BACKSIDE ECONS IS OVERRRRR!!! xD

How about I'm the happiest gal on Earth now. Not only the most dreaded paper of my entire life (so far) is history, I have the next 2 days off and only have to go back to school for Geog paper on Friday. Awesomeness!

Anyway Econs was gay lah. Whatever I studied fervently for didn't exactly come out, and I freaking didn't touch Economies of Scale cause I thought the blue blook was too heavy to bring home lol. So when I turned over Paper 2 and saw the entire data-response filled with EoS... Haha what the hell lah.

Had a sudden craving for Macs Breakfast in the middle of Paper 2, so Cheryl and I stopped at KAP to eat Hotcakes. /licks Liak came afterwards and we went to Bukit Timah Plaza to kill time. I swear, I have never seen so many maid agencies, tour agencies and hair salons consolidated into one building in my entire lifespan before. Okay, I go BTP all the time, but today's the first time I actually tried counting but gave up.

Oh and the funny thing was, every maid agency had a maid cleaning the doors and glass windows outside the office. It's freaking hilarious in a morbid kinda way because seriously all of the agencies seemed like they were trying to show off their maids' wiping skills. There was one embarassing moment when I saw a lady with a mop outside one maid agency and went, "Omg Liak look, this one has one sweeping the floor!" It was a CLEANER.

Went home for a well-deserved 2-hour nap, then went to watch Superman with Liak in Cine. The movie was alright, a little bit long though haha. Then err went home at 11.30pm.

BLOODY HELL MY SISTER'S MSN IS NOT WORKING I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING QUICK. And unfortunately it cannot be my sister cause she's already asleep and has school tomorrow. Sobs.

// Emergency room romantic

Hellooo I've studied Demand & Supply and the PPC shit for the past 2 days but I still declare myself hopeless for Tuesday's Econs paper. Lol.

Went Liak's house to study but ended up making crepes and sausages and microwaved cheese. Omg damn damn yummy. /licks

Jasmine came over later. Poor girl had a very bad day, plus she left her phone in the cab. Cheer up woman! Whoever who took it will die of fits one day okay. (x

Omgomg and how about Liak's sister Yuan Ying is FREAKING ADORABLE! (x She's 8 and a child, I know, but she is t3h ownage man. Like she'd go "Korkor why you and me so skinny and Yuan Zhi so fat?" damn innocently! And she kept begging her mom to trade Liakies and his bro for us cause she wanted to be our sister HAHAHA omg I feel so LOVED. (x (x (x

And Liak's bed and toilet omg! Like Heaven please. (x We were watching retarded videos on Youtube too haha Ms Swan is damn rocking man. Come, I shall spread some luuurveee. :D

Ms Swan in Gimme A Clue!

// Candleburn

Wahdepiang Common Test sux0rrzzz.

- I think I forgot to write the question number for the English paper. If they deduct 1 mark because of that, that's 4% less overall.

- Cheryl and I came just on time for Chemistry and didn't do the last 2 pages of Paper 2 cause there was no freaking time to finish it. Paper 1 was damn dumb also, spent more than half the time on the first page where all the retarded calculations were, and did the last page in 10 seconds. Keke basically this retarded subject spoilt my entire day.

- Cheryl, Wanxian, Shyna and I all thought Math started at 11am today but actually it started at 11.38am 10.38am so we were like 10 minutes late. Because of that, I trembled through the first 4 question. I couldn't do the Logarithm and M.I. questions lah what the fuck. /=

Surprisingly, Chinese was alright. Probably the safest paper so far because I haven't found anything wrong about it yet. Oh wells.

Anyway, I'm gonna die for Econs on Tuesday albeit the frequent (but not very effective) study sessions in KAP with Liakies. Hoho. I desperately need tuition after the CTs. Like, desperately.

Ah what the hell. Germany vs. Portugal tomorrow night. Lahm's not playing so good luck to Deutschland.

// Spitfire

Hello everyone. (: I'd better start blogging lest Ruiyi comes haunt my dreams at night dressed like some wayang creature.

So Germany's beaten the formidable Argentina (how about watching the penalty shoot-out was worse than performing in a piano concert) and BRAZIL LOST TO FRANCE. :DDD This is far by the best World Cup ever. If Fate decides to provide a morbid kind of entertainment on 9 July, it'll be Germany vs. France in Berlin. And I'd probably watch it live and screw up my Econs paper the following morning. (:

Friday was a nice day. Woke up at 10 plus and came to school for Chemistry lesson. Everyone was wearing jerseys and stuff but Wanxian and I decided to be extra and wore our Crescent uniforms. :D

Went to Liak's house after school. The journey there was RETARDED NUMBER ONE. So I took bus number 7 from town and I thought it was gonna go pass the main road at Sunset way right. But then it turned into this mass of HDB flats and I was like, "Okay, maybe it'll turn out again."And Liak told me to stop at some green Condo and I mistook some primary school for it but luckily I was too dumb to alight so I just went all the way to the interchange and calmly bought myself a drink while waiting for Jasmine to rescue me.

I swear I have a very bad relationship with public transport. I'll never forget the time I took 2 freaking hours to reach Jessica Goh's house in Jurong East from my house. Lol.

The trauma hasn't ended yet, by the way. We decided to flag a cab from the bus stop but God knows why the first 5 taxi drivers REFUSED to fetch us there. Like omg it's freaking along the way lah knnbccb. And this STUPID WOMAN omg I think she never cabbed before in her life cause she started making the both of us flag down cabs for her while she chatted up this Saudi Arabian dude in the taxi line.

Anyway Liak's house is really nice!! And omg HIS FISHES! Freaking adorable can. I spent 15 minutes poking them until his mom (love her too) knelt down beside me and started talking to me i.e. where she got this fish; which one looks like it's got cancer; which one hates which one etc etc. DAMN CUTE! (x

Oh yeah and THANKS LIAKIES FOR THE BOOMERANG. It'll make a nice weapon to destroy annoying little children. Hahahahaha.

Ate dinner and then I went home to bathe and change for my great grandma's funeral while Liak and Jasmine went to her house where her siblings terrorised him like mad cows. Here's an extract taken from her blog:-

den liak came over to my house and my siblings started becoming hysterical. they gave him A BOX OF CEREALS and a BOTTLE OF STAWBERRY SYRUP. and they REFUSE to go away if he din accept both items. damn funny. my siblings were like "take, take" and liak was like " NO, im NOT going to bring CEREALS AND STRAWBERRY SYRUP to a FUNERAL." oh and the reason why they're so bloody generous with him? both items were EXPIRED GOODS.

Lololol poor thing. :D

At the funeral, Jasmine embarrassed herself by attempting to poke a hole in her carton of water with her bare hands. The bloody plastic covering on top promptly exploded without warning and there was a 3-second mini fountain haha damn hilarious.

Oh, and you know when you go to a Chinese funeral they'd give you this red paper bundle and you're supposed to spend the money inside (they gave us 20 cents) before you go home? That retarded woman tried to bribe my innocent brother for 4 minutes of his Gameboy. And all this happened at a FUNERAL omg. Luckily my great grandma (she's 96 and rockin' still) was super hyper and ownage so I don't think she'd really mind.

Keke off to KAP to study with Wanxian now. Common Test starts on Thursday omg how about I can just die right now. ):

// Fistful of steel

Woohoo the last time I updated was last Saturday. Blame it on my anal parents for banning internet during weekdays. I'm considering the idea of putting them up for adoption because they're getting very annoying now. Especially my mother who's probably going through menopause even though she's a little too premature for that to happen.

A little update on what's happened in the past week.

AC Olympics on Wednesday was a blast! The cheerleading part rocked though the sound system was super fucked up. Everyone was in the right place and the right time and our efforts of staying back to practice really paid off. Yes I know I looked like a complete moron out on the astroturf but hey, the humiliation was worth it. Kudos to all the girls in the squad, especially Moonie! That super girl taught me the last part of the routine 10 minutes before the actual performance.

Floorball was really great too though we lost to 5.1 on penalties cause I didn't expect our class to proceed all the way to the semi-finals especially with me on the team lolol. Khing was a kickass goalkeeper and Zul, Shannon, Melvin, Anjan and Imran were ownage players. We did damn well and we're gonna own again in the other games HOOO.

Thursday was THE slackest school day since the June Holidays. People kept MIA-ing because President's Challenge was on so there weren't many lessons. Cheryl, Khing and I stayed back during PE to draw on the board. DAMN FUN PLEASE. We discovered the art of symmetrical drawing using both our left and right hands and we filled the board with Hitler's protraits lololol.

During PC, Cheryl and I went down to the SAC to kope all the leftovers. We literally ate everything for free. Chocolate fondue, brownies, cheese cakes, pizza, cheese sausages, Island Creamery ice-cream, Milo Dino, banana smoothies, sandwiches, jelly... Oh mah god I was in heaven please.

Friday was damn retarded. I was supposed to have Chinese Oral after school but ended up not taking because I wrote too much on my card. The teacher was like, "Your 10 points like 10 paragraphs you do next Wednesday." What the pong cheat my feelings can. Anyhow, I left school for Mambo and played pool with Jasmine, her CJ friends and Liak lol. And I didn't do too badly, considering I haven't played pool for 2 months. Or maybe because LIAK SUCKS. :D :D :D

Dinner at Swensens with Delta '05 ROCKED! Omg finally a sense of familiarity I've been yearning for ever since I graduated from Crescent. And the number of people who attended would have made any NCO proud please. More than 50% attendace better than normal activity can. Details of the dinner can be found in Sam's blog. She's flamed me to the max, that stupid girl.

Crescent's AAD yesterday was... Okay I thought it was gonna be another Crescent funfair but THERE WERE NO FOOD STALLS IN SIGHT! All of them were like camouflaged or something. But the arts conservatory tower is BLOODY NICE. It has jamming studios, percussion rooms, dance studios and even interactive guitars, bass, drums and keyboard.

Omg damn rocking Jasmine and I took out water bottles and played songs on the xylophone and created such a racket that MRS LEE BEE YAN came in and told us to lower down our volume and not to destroy the instrument. Which actually made sense because xylophone sticks are soft to prevent dents on the keys when they hit but we were happily hacking away with our water bottles LOL.

Left for CJ cause Jasmine had PTM so Liak and I slacked around the school while waiting. I left a message for certain Isaiah on his class whiteboard teehee. Anyway CJ's really old and pathetic (two-and-one-quarter running track HAHA) but it's super breezy so it's okay. Also I think the school really encourages its students to study because there were tables and chairs EVERYWHERE. Freaking jealous man, how about ACS(I) turns off the air-conditioning 10 minutes after the last class has ended and the library closes at 6pm. Tsk.

Was supposed to go town and play pool but Jasmine was wanted home so Liak and I went back to his house and chilled. I created a Neopets account for Yuan Ying also haha good luck to her man Neopets is freaking confusing now. :D

Okay so I'm supposed to have 3 tuitions today. Started off the morning with Math where I got enlightened by Karen about Vectors. I freaking learnt and understood everything within 2 hours compared to the number of hours I spent dying in Math lessons in school please. Sucks to you, Mr Bombay import (I forgot your name haha).

Likewise for Econs, our first lesson today. Mr How taught Cheryl and I Theory of Firms and I must proclaim: THERE IS STILL HOPE. We shall rise up to claim the most improved award for Economics by the end of this year man.

Kekez this is a long enough post which I spent about an hour typing out. Time to go for piano. And there's still EE presentation and Econs IA to do later. Which reminds me: I still have Chinese Oral, IOP, Geog IA and TOK presentation to worry about DAMMIT I hate school I HATE, HATE, HATE SCHOOL. /kills

// Epiphany

Keke in Liak's house now and dying because he's fallen asleep and I don't have a toothbrush. Help, anybody? Dx

Had piano in the morning. Did aural and I've got this inkling that I'm gonna fail Grade 8 this year, confirm plus chop. Damn freaking hard and I hate scales arghhh. /kills

Went to Melvin's church today. It wasn't bad I guess. Met loads of Crescent juniors and the songs were nice but the pressure to go out for the altar call was a bit uncalled for. You can't just expect a 1-year-old backslider to convert and redeem himself in merely 120 minutes right? And I'd be lying if I go up and lying's a sin, no? Lol. Nevertheless, thanks Melvin and Jarvin for making the effort to help me. Even though you might not succeed, God will surely reward you. (:

Went to Liak's house afterwards and reunited with Yuan Ying. (x Omg then we played with her stuffed toys and I had to improvise a decent story along the way using them as characters. Very torturous but SHE LIKED IT YAYYY I FEEL SO PROUD OF MAHSELF.

Watched Dumbo, House of Wax and Ice Age 2. That's like 5 hours of teevee haha. And er, I seriously need a toothbrush because I CANNOT sleep without brushing my teeth. Waaha.

// Rough draft

Hellooo I just came back from BayBeats and my phone totally died on me so sorry people for not replying your messages my phone sucks battery life like crazy nowadays. )x

Anyways, I would like to proclaim that my midyears is OVERRR. (x (x Like finally man, congrats to all the losers who take Geog (including me haha) we're finally free!

The paper was kinda dumb because whatever I attempted to absorb in KAP yesterday was of no use. My answeres constituted of whatever's left of sec 4 Geog in my brain so errr a little risky but nevermind. :D And omg how about I concentrated so much on immigration end up the exam don't even have that word printed on the paper!! What the pong cheat my feelings can. /sobs

Went for breakfast at Cine's BurgerKing with Wanxian where something dreadfully traumatising happened. I went to the counter to ask the woman to help refill my bottle with water right. There was only one counter open cause virtually not one soul was in Cine save for us and the cleaners so she told me to go behind the counter and fill it myself cause she had to mop the floor. I was like ogaaayy and went behind, expecting it to be a very easily accomplished task. After all, it's just filling up water, right?

NOOOOOOOOO.

Omg the drinks dispenser had no section for water!! There were Coke, Ice Lemon Tea and Barley but no friggin 'Water'. I turned around to ask the woman but she MIA-ed and Wanxian stood there all stoned so I was like, STRANDED. And things got even worse.

The manager came out from the kitchen and her eyeballs nearly popped out of her skull when she saw poor me standing at the drinks dispenser with an empty bottle. I swear she thought I was trying to make a quick getaway with one of the arrated drinks can. Anyway I tried to explain myself as best as I could in Mandarin whilst she continued staring at me suspiciously, with Wanxian laughing like a mad cow in the background. It turned out that the bloody Barley dispenser was actually WATER. Argh! Luckily we were the only ones in BK if it was crowded I'll never show my face in there again.

But then again, if it was crowded, I wouldn't have to face self-service right? Pffft.

Caught Pirates of the Carribean 2 with Wanxian. Nice show, but a little too long. And the ending was super WHAT lah. Because the public knows that the company's currently filming Pirates 3, most of us go watch Pirates 2 with the mentality that it'll continue with Pirates 3. Which sucks because there's no kick in watching the show anymore. Nevertheless, it was much more humourous than Pirates 1 haha. The theatre was nearly empty so Wanxian and I were able to laugh as heartily as we wanted. Yay.

Then we walked around Taka nine times. I'm not kidding. But Taka rocks anyway, loads of places to go. (: There was also a foodfair at the basement selling really REALLY nice pan ice cream. It's $4.80 but you can like put a lot of toppings and fillings inside so it's super worth it! Try Berry & Berry with honey, chocolate chips and Koko Crunch, it OWNS BALLZ. /licks

Liak came and Wanxian went home. Went to the foodfair to eat the ice cream again (told you it rocks). Jasmine came afterwards feeling very depressed because she appeared to have lost her friend's phone in a cab. Which made that the second phone she lost this week. But when she wanted to show me her CCA jacket, I found the phone nestled comfortably inside the jacket pocket. Seriously ownage lah that woman. :D

Hung around in town for awhile before going to BayBeats. I never knew Daphne Khoo was in West Grand Boulevard haha. The music played was mostly Rock, which was a tad too noisy for me because all the live bands sounded weird. Jazz for the win man. :D And how about I actually don't even like Jazz lol. It just suits the nice relaxed carefree atmosphere at the Esplanade.

Okay it's 1.20am and it's sleeping time. I can't believe I was up since 6am argh this is total child abuse I hate hate HATE school. )x Goodnight.

// Martini kiss

HOLY MAMA LEMON CHICKEN BACKSIDE ECONS IS OVERRRRR!!! xD

How about I'm the happiest gal on Earth now. Not only the most dreaded paper of my entire life (so far) is history, I have the next 2 days off and only have to go back to school for Geog paper on Friday. Awesomeness!

Anyway Econs was gay lah. Whatever I studied fervently for didn't exactly come out, and I freaking didn't touch Economies of Scale cause I thought the blue blook was too heavy to bring home lol. So when I turned over Paper 2 and saw the entire data-response filled with EoS... Haha what the hell lah.

Had a sudden craving for Macs Breakfast in the middle of Paper 2, so Cheryl and I stopped at KAP to eat Hotcakes. /licks Liak came afterwards and we went to Bukit Timah Plaza to kill time. I swear, I have never seen so many maid agencies, tour agencies and hair salons consolidated into one building in my entire lifespan before. Okay, I go BTP all the time, but today's the first time I actually tried counting but gave up.

Oh and the funny thing was, every maid agency had a maid cleaning the doors and glass windows outside the office. It's freaking hilarious in a morbid kinda way because seriously all of the agencies seemed like they were trying to show off their maids' wiping skills. There was one embarassing moment when I saw a lady with a mop outside one maid agency and went, "Omg Liak look, this one has one sweeping the floor!" It was a CLEANER.

Went home for a well-deserved 2-hour nap, then went to watch Superman with Liak in Cine. The movie was alright, a little bit long though haha. Then err went home at 11.30pm.

BLOODY HELL MY SISTER'S MSN IS NOT WORKING I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING QUICK. And unfortunately it cannot be my sister cause she's already asleep and has school tomorrow. Sobs.

// Emergency room romantic

Hellooo I've studied Demand & Supply and the PPC shit for the past 2 days but I still declare myself hopeless for Tuesday's Econs paper. Lol.

Went Liak's house to study but ended up making crepes and sausages and microwaved cheese. Omg damn damn yummy. /licks

Jasmine came over later. Poor girl had a very bad day, plus she left her phone in the cab. Cheer up woman! Whoever who took it will die of fits one day okay. (x

Omgomg and how about Liak's sister Yuan Ying is FREAKING ADORABLE! (x She's 8 and a child, I know, but she is t3h ownage man. Like she'd go "Korkor why you and me so skinny and Yuan Zhi so fat?" damn innocently! And she kept begging her mom to trade Liakies and his bro for us cause she wanted to be our sister HAHAHA omg I feel so LOVED. (x (x (x

And Liak's bed and toilet omg! Like Heaven please. (x We were watching retarded videos on Youtube too haha Ms Swan is damn rocking man. Come, I shall spread some luuurveee. :D

Ms Swan in Gimme A Clue!

// Candleburn

Wahdepiang Common Test sux0rrzzz.

- I think I forgot to write the question number for the English paper. If they deduct 1 mark because of that, that's 4% less overall.

- Cheryl and I came just on time for Chemistry and didn't do the last 2 pages of Paper 2 cause there was no freaking time to finish it. Paper 1 was damn dumb also, spent more than half the time on the first page where all the retarded calculations were, and did the last page in 10 seconds. Keke basically this retarded subject spoilt my entire day.

- Cheryl, Wanxian, Shyna and I all thought Math started at 11am today but actually it started at 11.38am 10.38am so we were like 10 minutes late. Because of that, I trembled through the first 4 question. I couldn't do the Logarithm and M.I. questions lah what the fuck. /=

Surprisingly, Chinese was alright. Probably the safest paper so far because I haven't found anything wrong about it yet. Oh wells.

Anyway, I'm gonna die for Econs on Tuesday albeit the frequent (but not very effective) study sessions in KAP with Liakies. Hoho. I desperately need tuition after the CTs. Like, desperately.

Ah what the hell. Germany vs. Portugal tomorrow night. Lahm's not playing so good luck to Deutschland.

// Spitfire

Hello everyone. (: I'd better start blogging lest Ruiyi comes haunt my dreams at night dressed like some wayang creature.

So Germany's beaten the formidable Argentina (how about watching the penalty shoot-out was worse than performing in a piano concert) and BRAZIL LOST TO FRANCE. :DDD This is far by the best World Cup ever. If Fate decides to provide a morbid kind of entertainment on 9 July, it'll be Germany vs. France in Berlin. And I'd probably watch it live and screw up my Econs paper the following morning. (:

Friday was a nice day. Woke up at 10 plus and came to school for Chemistry lesson. Everyone was wearing jerseys and stuff but Wanxian and I decided to be extra and wore our Crescent uniforms. :D

Went to Liak's house after school. The journey there was RETARDED NUMBER ONE. So I took bus number 7 from town and I thought it was gonna go pass the main road at Sunset way right. But then it turned into this mass of HDB flats and I was like, "Okay, maybe it'll turn out again."And Liak told me to stop at some green Condo and I mistook some primary school for it but luckily I was too dumb to alight so I just went all the way to the interchange and calmly bought myself a drink while waiting for Jasmine to rescue me.

I swear I have a very bad relationship with public transport. I'll never forget the time I took 2 freaking hours to reach Jessica Goh's house in Jurong East from my house. Lol.

The trauma hasn't ended yet, by the way. We decided to flag a cab from the bus stop but God knows why the first 5 taxi drivers REFUSED to fetch us there. Like omg it's freaking along the way lah knnbccb. And this STUPID WOMAN omg I think she never cabbed before in her life cause she started making the both of us flag down cabs for her while she chatted up this Saudi Arabian dude in the taxi line.

Anyway Liak's house is really nice!! And omg HIS FISHES! Freaking adorable can. I spent 15 minutes poking them until his mom (love her too) knelt down beside me and started talking to me i.e. where she got this fish; which one looks like it's got cancer; which one hates which one etc etc. DAMN CUTE! (x

Oh yeah and THANKS LIAKIES FOR THE BOOMERANG. It'll make a nice weapon to destroy annoying little children. Hahahahaha.

Ate dinner and then I went home to bathe and change for my great grandma's funeral while Liak and Jasmine went to her house where her siblings terrorised him like mad cows. Here's an extract taken from her blog:-

den liak came over to my house and my siblings started becoming hysterical. they gave him A BOX OF CEREALS and a BOTTLE OF STAWBERRY SYRUP. and they REFUSE to go away if he din accept both items. damn funny. my siblings were like "take, take" and liak was like " NO, im NOT going to bring CEREALS AND STRAWBERRY SYRUP to a FUNERAL." oh and the reason why they're so bloody generous with him? both items were EXPIRED GOODS.

Lololol poor thing. :D

At the funeral, Jasmine embarrassed herself by attempting to poke a hole in her carton of water with her bare hands. The bloody plastic covering on top promptly exploded without warning and there was a 3-second mini fountain haha damn hilarious.

Oh, and you know when you go to a Chinese funeral they'd give you this red paper bundle and you're supposed to spend the money inside (they gave us 20 cents) before you go home? That retarded woman tried to bribe my innocent brother for 4 minutes of his Gameboy. And all this happened at a FUNERAL omg. Luckily my great grandma (she's 96 and rockin' still) was super hyper and ownage so I don't think she'd really mind.

Keke off to KAP to study with Wanxian now. Common Test starts on Thursday omg how about I can just die right now. ):