// YAY.

THEY WON THEY WON. (x



3-0 against Ecuador! And here I was worrying that they might underperform today... My goodness. The first goal was pure OWNAGE man. Kudos to Bastian Schweinsteiger for preventing the ball from going outside and provide the cross for Miroslav Klose to shoot the match's first goal. My sister and I were screaming like mad hahaha I bet the people in the restaurants across the road can totally hear us.

And congrats Lucas Podolski, you finally made your mark in this World Cup. Your goal today was stupendous enough to suffice the shame you suffered when you missed the chance to score against Poland at the end of the first half.



Haha happyboi@hotmail.com sia.





Yayy love Germany loads. (:

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Kk bloody tired now I only slept 4 hours yesterday cause I was up watching Spider-Man on DVD. Guess I gotta miss the England vs. Sweden match later tonight. I hope Germs get to play with Sweden cause I don't really want England to get kicked out too soon. That is if Germany doesn't fluctuate so much after tonight.

Before I go, here's a brand new video by Two Chinese Boys that made me nearly die laughing at 3am yesterday night. Heehee.

DA DA DA!!

// World cup changes lives.

After today's Ecuador vs. Costa Rica match, I swear I am NEVER going to watch the World Cup with my mother ever again.

Same goes for my brother as well.

She placed a $50 bet on Ecuador to win by 1-0, giving half ball to Costa Rica, so she was very uptight while watching the match. She practically wailed (YES, WAILED) every time a Costa Rica player touched the ball and my brother immediately followed suit. So you can imagine the trauma I had to go through.

My maid also another champion. Halfway mopping floor can abandon everything and stare at the TV in full concentration. I haven't seen such an intense look on her face ever since she first learned how to iron clothes.

Anyway it was 3-0 to Ecuador. Quite an exciting match I must say, even though I was hiding behind My Best Friend's Girl by Dorothy Koomson most of the time. The atmosphere at home, needless to say, was stupendous, with loud shrieks from my mother and brother every five seconds.

Oh ma god. My champion maid is now roomless because her bedroom door locked itself and now she can't get in. She had to get this really long pole used for taking clothes which are hanging from a high place, opened her bedroom window and used one end of the pole to try to unlock the door. And nothing worked, not even when she used a screw driver to practically dismantle the lock infront. Damn damn funny I tell you.

I think I'm going to get a fair share of the money my mother just won. She finally listened to my wise advice as she learnt her lesson after ignoring me initially to bet on Spain instead of Ukraine for yesterday's match and she lost a hundred bucks due to that unnecessary mistake. My dad bet 2-0 to Eucador so since the score's much higher than his expectations he gets cash too. Wheee.

OMG I almost forgot to talk about the Germany vs. Poland match. Bloody hell I actually deprived myself of sleep and woke up on the dot (Thanks ZY for the wake-up call!) at 2.45am to watch Germany struggle and blunder their way through for a good 90 minutes, excluding stoppage time. Under performance to the max. Though their defense was waaay better than their match against Costa Rica.

Anyways the last bit was really painful to watch when Miroslav Klose's header hit the Poland crossbar and STUPID MICHAEL BALLACK (zomg he's a freaking retard lah the whole game keep lingering in midfield, rendering himself almost completely useless) tried doing a rebound which was really supposed to have gotten in but it hit the crossbar AGAIN. I couldn't make any loud noises because it was freaking 4.30am and doing anything but sleeping at that time is considered illegal by my parents so I could only curse silently. Bahh.

Yeah and as y'all already know, Oliver Neuville saved the day. At the 91st minute omg what a relief. He looks really cute together with David Odonkor, by the way. Both short and loveable and heroes of that match. (x


Hi Ollie you finally got past the annoying Artur Boruc and made my staying up at some ungodly hour worthwhile. Well done.


David Odonkor!! Loved your cross for Ollie, although you can't beat...


PHILIPP LAHM!!!

Zomg he's really my hero okay. ANOTHER SHORT PERSON GOD I LOVE SMALL PEOPLE. :D He's far by the most all-rounded player in the team so far, playing well in defense as well as attack. His crosses own lah! Always ready at the wing, he's earned the Budweiser Man of the Match honours. Teehee.

Alright I'm off to catch the England vs. Trinidad & Tobago match now. Screw the Common Tests, I've caught the World Cup fever and there ain't gonna be a cure lest Germany, Czeh Republic or Spain get kicked out of the top 16.

// Miss Delaney

Today's KAP session was... Not very productive? Blame it all on JQ lah. We gave up studying and played Asshole Daidee for 2 hours. Oh ma god. Wastage of my life. Nevertheless, it was fun and damn hilarious. :D

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QUIZ!!!

SUPPOSEDLY, if you've seen over 80 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 167 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost:

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
( ) My First Mister
( ) The Virgin Suicides

Total: 1 - Pirates of the Carribean ROCKS by the way. (:

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
(x) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 4 - Adam Sandler kicks ass!

( ) Scream
( ) Scream2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 6 - Lol Scary Movie fan here. Though it's not THAT nice.

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch

Total: 7 - Prisoner of Azkaban was a waste of money. The theatre at PS also sucked cos the movie hanged halfway.

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding neverland
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) The Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots

Total: 3 - WHITE CHICKS OMG. HAHAHA.

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong

Total: 5 - Naomi Watts is hot.

(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber

Total: 7 - Zomg Chad Michael Murray is t3h LOVE. And FD rocks. (:

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 0 - ROTFLMAOZ.

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total: 6 - Okay Chucky sucks. His face makes me laugh.

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

Total: 3 - Lol I still remember I caught Identity with platoonmates when we were sec 2. UNDERAGED SIA the movie was freaking NC-16. Anyway the rhyme in the movie still haunts me to this day.

( ) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total: 2 - Haha okay no comments.

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) Terminator 2

Total: 1 - Yawnz.

( ) X-Men
( ) X2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
( ) Just my luck
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) Cruel Intentions 3
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total: 7 - HAHAHA THE HOT CHICK. Wanxian and I watched it at JQ's house and we laughed louder than those irritating DOTA noises. Helluva funny show.

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) A Walk to Remember
(x) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
(x) Wedding crashers

Total: 8 - WOOHOO LOTR!!! And 40-year old Virgin was DAMN funny. Especially when the guy went to wax his chest. HAHA

GRAND TOTAL: 60

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Hehe so I still have a life eh. Not bad not bad. Anyways it's like 2.29am now like zomg I'm still freaking awake cause I woke up at 1pm (championzzz) sooo I'll go watch The Fellowship of the Ring now! Of course, I'll skip the first part cause it's damn BORINGZ.

Good night fans. (:

// The gift

So everyone's watching the England vs. Paraguay match right now while I sulk away infront of the computer. Suddenly I want my parents to come home NOW and subscribe to Channel 28. Boohoo.

Then again, being a temporary orphan so far has been AWESOMEEE. (x Guess I'll go watch The Two Towers after posting this entry.

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Went to Jarvin's house to dye his hair today. It was a nerve-wrecking experience I tell you. He bought some Lo'Real 3D colour thingy and the dude's hair on the box is supposedly "Sand Beige", but I swear it was freaking yellow lah!

1ST ATTEMPT

So we had to mix all the tubes of stuff together into this bottle called the Developer and I had to wear gloves and squeeze the mixture onto Jarvin's hair roots. The process was excruciating long and he retired from standing with his head under the sink (a very painful position you really don't want to be in) to sitting on the toilet bowl. And omg do you know how many hair roots Jarvin Lim has?! Like freaking gazillions lah I nearly died ok.

And then suddenly he was like, "Eh Zel something's not right. There's this burning sensation on my head and it's painful." So I referred to the instructions and they didn't say anything about burning sensations. So both of us panicked and Jarvin hurriedly washed off all the gunk in his head.

2ND ATTEMPT

He felt a whole lot better after awhile so since there was still half of the dye left in the bottle, we decided to give it another shot. However, squeezing required more finger power than I expected so we abandoned the manual and started pouring the dye onto a comb and running it through Jarvin's hair. According to Jarvin's theory, "When we comb our hair we'll comb through the roots right? Aiyah can lah, nevermind just whack."

Apparently nothing bad happened because Jarvin said his head felt cold and nice. So we were damn happy and sat outside the toilet and played Spit (Omg Jarvin totally got OWNED) while waiting for his head to change colour. Then I realised we didn't finish the bottle of dye and the instructions said we HAD to so...

3RD ATTEMPT

Zel : Eh the comb damn sick and I kinda threw away the gloves already. Can I just pour everything on your head?

Jarvin: What if it starts to burn again?

Zel: Errr I don't think it will lah. Anyway if it does you can just wash it off cause you left the dye on for 20 minutes already what. :D

-15 seconds later-

Jarvin: OMG OMG SHIT BURNING AGAIN HOW.

Zel: Huh?! Omg what like that!! Hurry go put a bit of warm water (A BIT ONLY LAH!) on your head and errr the paper says, "Work it into a lather."

Jarvin: What's a lather?

Zel: Just pretend you're shampoo-ing your hair.

-Jarvin washes, Zel watches-

Zel: How's your head?

Jarvin: Better. How's my hair?

CONCLUSION

OMG IT WAS DAMN NICE LAH!! Okay fine, it wasn't anything like the dude on the box. In fact I think it's more like reddish-brown. Yah, totally off tangent I know. BUT WHO CARES MAN it's much nicer than the "Sand beige" shit please.

Oh by the way. Jarvin, if you're reading this, I think I enjoyed helping you dye your hair today, even though you kept ordering me around like some SERVANT. More like slave actually because you refuse to pay for my services. AND YOUR HAIR IS SO NOT GOLDEN OKAY. And Germany doesn't suck.

And I like your fridge. (:

// Start the machine

It's currently 2.17am now but I have to change the timing of this post because it'll turn out as a Saturday post. And that'll cause a little confusion, eh? Haha okay anyway it's a Friday lah.

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Zomg I am happy gal number one today. Slept for 10 hours so I happily woke up at 12pm, which was the time I had to leave my house to take a bus to school. Nevertheless, I left an hour later and reached school at 2pm. Haha.

Anyways MOCK IOP IS OVERRRRRRRR. :D I actually passed by 2 marks when I thought I screwed up the whole thing. Actually, I did mess up the title but WHO CARES it's history now! (x Sucks to those people who ponned today - you all have to present it infront of the whole class when school reopens. Now that's a scary thought.

Left for town to meet Wanxian. Like finally man. We didn't see each other since PTM, pathetic or pathetic! Our timings simply didn't match, and she's leaving for Malaysia (I was supposed to go with her somemore) on Monday for a week. So our meeting today was very important okay. (x

Bought a Nike tote bag on impulse. Okay it wasn't really impromptu I was eyeing it for the longest time. I even hunted for it in Beijing but you know China is super backward and everything so I had to get it in Singapore. But nevermind because there was a 10% discount so I'm still quite happy HAHA.

Chiang and ZY came afterwards while we were slacking outside the ticketing booth in Cine watching trailers on the big screen. We wanted to take neos but AIYA DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED so sad can. My last neoprint was LAST YEAR. Wahlao eh what is this. Wanxian! When are we going to contribute revenue into the neoprint business?!

Walked around town for awhile doing stupid things. Haha damn funny we were all bullying Wanxian. Eyeballssssssssssssss. :D And we bullied her all the way from Cine to PS. YES, we walked all the way there without any purpose or motive.

Anyway it was like a mere two hours from the World Cup kick-off and I wanted to be home quick to catch the Germany vs. Costa Rico match since the Germs are like, the LOVE. So I went home with ZY and our bus ride was relatively entertaining as I was telling him the stupid things my family are capable of doing. Actually, it was more like they've already done them.

Hahaha omg like pardon my improper phrasings and everything that's senseless okay. I'm just damn happy because THE GERMS WON!!!!

Like 4-2 baybehhhhh Philip Lahm is my HERO lah. He actually cut inside on the left flank and kicked the ball with such drive that it sailed past Jose Porras' outstretched hands and into the top right-hand side of the goal post right. Then the ball bounced off the post and went straight into the net, leaving Porras completely helpless. Freaking ownage goal I tell you. At the 6th minute somemore. The commentators also said that it was the fastest goal ever scored in the history of FIFA World Cup.

Oh yeah another thing. My parents and brother have left for Hong Kong so I'm officially an orphan for this weekend. How about this is the happiest day of my life. :D :D All I need now is for Starhub to allow me to subscribe for Channel 28 this month to watch all the World Cup matches without making my parents call all the way from Hong Kong. That will really be the cherry on the top for this uber great day. (:

// Valkyrie missile

I woke up today feeling BLOODY good because I had the most hilarious dream last night. This morning, actually. Because I heard my mom banging around getting ready for work. My sis and I had to bunk in her room because my dad's in Hong Kong and she wants to save air-con. Lol.

Anyway, I dreamt that all the Year 5s went for an OEP trip to God-knows-what country right. All of us were walking to some place. I was with Wanxian and Ong and ZY were walking infront of us. I think I beat both the guys at DOTA or something, because they were spouting Hokkien vulgarities quite sourly. Then Jean Woo (omg rotfl) was stationed at the side to guide the flow and she overheard the twits swearing and she was like, "BOYS!"

Then omg ZY went, "SIMILAN." And Ong followed suit, nabeh-ing and knnbccb-ing all the way! And both of them started flinging their arms around wildly in a very unglam and ahbeng fashion omg I was laughing like shit, in the dream and while I was asleep lah.

Okay then the scene changed and I was in some hotel talking to ZY. He was telling me about how they went drinking the night before and asking me to guess what Marcus Lim did when he got drunk. I told him I didn't know and he was like, "That retard went to EAT SOAP."

Omg and the way he said it was so matter-of-factly and in a very bored tone. Those people who know ZY, just imagine him and his kaopeh actions and everything and that's what he did in my dream. FUCKING FUNNY I tell you. I laughed until I woke up how weird is that man! Hahaha.

Wanxian has SUPER weird dreams also. She was telling me a few weeks ago that Marcus Lim and I got MARRIED ahhahahahahaha damn funny. She also dreamt that ACS(I)'s prom and her wedding clashed and she was dancing the waltz with JQ, but the music suddenly changed to the PJ fun dance omg. And another time was when she and Shahir had a baby! They were standing in a hospital all normal and then suddenly a very adorable but hairy baby popped out from nowhere. No name somemore!

And how about ZY dreamt that Marcus Lim and I were eating shit together!!! Omg that one damn champion I tell you. He said that we were bending down besides a cesspool and digging shit up and stuffing into our mouths, smiling at each other while doing so. Like omgwtfbbq how sick is that! He also said it was a horrible nightmare and he woke up all sweaty.

How's that for some wild dreams man! Haha. Anyway I'm done ranting, now off to CheryltheGreat's house to do Math. Goodbye! :D

// Screenager

Went for mock IOP session this morning in school. Freaking scary shit lah, Dharma was damn strict. My presentation's this Friday and I haven't decided which book to do on, let alone what topic I have in mind. )x

Had lunch in ITE's cafeteria with Cheryl, Sze Min, Auggie and Yunyi. The food is t3h ownage lah. We're gonna go there every 1-hour lunch break when school re-opens man. Haha.

Anyway, I just came back from a mega ultraman super duper productive study session at KAP with Ong, Chiang and ZY. I was missing Crescent also, so I wore the school's PE t-shirt. DAMN COMFORTABLE LAH. Not like ACS(I)'s one. Freaking huge at the top but super short at the hem. Retarded shit.

Anyway I'm sooo freaking proud of myself okay. Finished half of my Math assignments like zomg now I only have to worry about IOP! (x

And LWTs.

And Econs IA.

And some Chem worksheet which I didn't get because I ponned the last day of school.

And mugging for the Common Tests.

And the remaining half of the Math homework.

ARGH!!! /dies

Nevertheless, I've done enough for today. Now I'm off to enjoy some Desperate Housewives. Yummyyy. :D

// It ends tonight.

It's scary when each time a car passes by me on the way home from the bus stop, I have to resist this urge to walk onto the road and wait for Death to take me. To Hell or Heaven, I don't give a shit - just as long as it's far away from the world, more so the lie, that I'm living in right now.

It's also really annoying when I raid the entire house for booze, all I can find is an Anchor. How the fuck can I feel a little less like shit with 4.5% alcohol I ask you.

I used to finish all my homework when I'm not happy. Now I can't even be bothered to find my holiday assignments.

My four-day headache's gone too. Damn. Just when I was hoping I'd get one of the symtoms for brain tumor.

Anyway. Happy fucking holidays, everyone. (:

P.S. I'm not depressed, so don't even think of trying to cheer me up. I'm just sick of life aights. Kthxbye.

// YAY.

THEY WON THEY WON. (x



3-0 against Ecuador! And here I was worrying that they might underperform today... My goodness. The first goal was pure OWNAGE man. Kudos to Bastian Schweinsteiger for preventing the ball from going outside and provide the cross for Miroslav Klose to shoot the match's first goal. My sister and I were screaming like mad hahaha I bet the people in the restaurants across the road can totally hear us.

And congrats Lucas Podolski, you finally made your mark in this World Cup. Your goal today was stupendous enough to suffice the shame you suffered when you missed the chance to score against Poland at the end of the first half.



Haha happyboi@hotmail.com sia.





Yayy love Germany loads. (:

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Kk bloody tired now I only slept 4 hours yesterday cause I was up watching Spider-Man on DVD. Guess I gotta miss the England vs. Sweden match later tonight. I hope Germs get to play with Sweden cause I don't really want England to get kicked out too soon. That is if Germany doesn't fluctuate so much after tonight.

Before I go, here's a brand new video by Two Chinese Boys that made me nearly die laughing at 3am yesterday night. Heehee.

DA DA DA!!

// World cup changes lives.

After today's Ecuador vs. Costa Rica match, I swear I am NEVER going to watch the World Cup with my mother ever again.

Same goes for my brother as well.

She placed a $50 bet on Ecuador to win by 1-0, giving half ball to Costa Rica, so she was very uptight while watching the match. She practically wailed (YES, WAILED) every time a Costa Rica player touched the ball and my brother immediately followed suit. So you can imagine the trauma I had to go through.

My maid also another champion. Halfway mopping floor can abandon everything and stare at the TV in full concentration. I haven't seen such an intense look on her face ever since she first learned how to iron clothes.

Anyway it was 3-0 to Ecuador. Quite an exciting match I must say, even though I was hiding behind My Best Friend's Girl by Dorothy Koomson most of the time. The atmosphere at home, needless to say, was stupendous, with loud shrieks from my mother and brother every five seconds.

Oh ma god. My champion maid is now roomless because her bedroom door locked itself and now she can't get in. She had to get this really long pole used for taking clothes which are hanging from a high place, opened her bedroom window and used one end of the pole to try to unlock the door. And nothing worked, not even when she used a screw driver to practically dismantle the lock infront. Damn damn funny I tell you.

I think I'm going to get a fair share of the money my mother just won. She finally listened to my wise advice as she learnt her lesson after ignoring me initially to bet on Spain instead of Ukraine for yesterday's match and she lost a hundred bucks due to that unnecessary mistake. My dad bet 2-0 to Eucador so since the score's much higher than his expectations he gets cash too. Wheee.

OMG I almost forgot to talk about the Germany vs. Poland match. Bloody hell I actually deprived myself of sleep and woke up on the dot (Thanks ZY for the wake-up call!) at 2.45am to watch Germany struggle and blunder their way through for a good 90 minutes, excluding stoppage time. Under performance to the max. Though their defense was waaay better than their match against Costa Rica.

Anyways the last bit was really painful to watch when Miroslav Klose's header hit the Poland crossbar and STUPID MICHAEL BALLACK (zomg he's a freaking retard lah the whole game keep lingering in midfield, rendering himself almost completely useless) tried doing a rebound which was really supposed to have gotten in but it hit the crossbar AGAIN. I couldn't make any loud noises because it was freaking 4.30am and doing anything but sleeping at that time is considered illegal by my parents so I could only curse silently. Bahh.

Yeah and as y'all already know, Oliver Neuville saved the day. At the 91st minute omg what a relief. He looks really cute together with David Odonkor, by the way. Both short and loveable and heroes of that match. (x


Hi Ollie you finally got past the annoying Artur Boruc and made my staying up at some ungodly hour worthwhile. Well done.


David Odonkor!! Loved your cross for Ollie, although you can't beat...


PHILIPP LAHM!!!

Zomg he's really my hero okay. ANOTHER SHORT PERSON GOD I LOVE SMALL PEOPLE. :D He's far by the most all-rounded player in the team so far, playing well in defense as well as attack. His crosses own lah! Always ready at the wing, he's earned the Budweiser Man of the Match honours. Teehee.

Alright I'm off to catch the England vs. Trinidad & Tobago match now. Screw the Common Tests, I've caught the World Cup fever and there ain't gonna be a cure lest Germany, Czeh Republic or Spain get kicked out of the top 16.

// Miss Delaney

Today's KAP session was... Not very productive? Blame it all on JQ lah. We gave up studying and played Asshole Daidee for 2 hours. Oh ma god. Wastage of my life. Nevertheless, it was fun and damn hilarious. :D

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QUIZ!!!

SUPPOSEDLY, if you've seen over 80 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 167 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost:

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
( ) My First Mister
( ) The Virgin Suicides

Total: 1 - Pirates of the Carribean ROCKS by the way. (:

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
(x) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 4 - Adam Sandler kicks ass!

( ) Scream
( ) Scream2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 6 - Lol Scary Movie fan here. Though it's not THAT nice.

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch

Total: 7 - Prisoner of Azkaban was a waste of money. The theatre at PS also sucked cos the movie hanged halfway.

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding neverland
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) The Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots

Total: 3 - WHITE CHICKS OMG. HAHAHA.

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong

Total: 5 - Naomi Watts is hot.

(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber

Total: 7 - Zomg Chad Michael Murray is t3h LOVE. And FD rocks. (:

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 0 - ROTFLMAOZ.

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total: 6 - Okay Chucky sucks. His face makes me laugh.

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

Total: 3 - Lol I still remember I caught Identity with platoonmates when we were sec 2. UNDERAGED SIA the movie was freaking NC-16. Anyway the rhyme in the movie still haunts me to this day.

( ) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total: 2 - Haha okay no comments.

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) Terminator 2

Total: 1 - Yawnz.

( ) X-Men
( ) X2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
( ) Just my luck
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) Cruel Intentions 3
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total: 7 - HAHAHA THE HOT CHICK. Wanxian and I watched it at JQ's house and we laughed louder than those irritating DOTA noises. Helluva funny show.

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) A Walk to Remember
(x) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
(x) Wedding crashers

Total: 8 - WOOHOO LOTR!!! And 40-year old Virgin was DAMN funny. Especially when the guy went to wax his chest. HAHA

GRAND TOTAL: 60

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Hehe so I still have a life eh. Not bad not bad. Anyways it's like 2.29am now like zomg I'm still freaking awake cause I woke up at 1pm (championzzz) sooo I'll go watch The Fellowship of the Ring now! Of course, I'll skip the first part cause it's damn BORINGZ.

Good night fans. (:

// The gift

So everyone's watching the England vs. Paraguay match right now while I sulk away infront of the computer. Suddenly I want my parents to come home NOW and subscribe to Channel 28. Boohoo.

Then again, being a temporary orphan so far has been AWESOMEEE. (x Guess I'll go watch The Two Towers after posting this entry.

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Went to Jarvin's house to dye his hair today. It was a nerve-wrecking experience I tell you. He bought some Lo'Real 3D colour thingy and the dude's hair on the box is supposedly "Sand Beige", but I swear it was freaking yellow lah!

1ST ATTEMPT

So we had to mix all the tubes of stuff together into this bottle called the Developer and I had to wear gloves and squeeze the mixture onto Jarvin's hair roots. The process was excruciating long and he retired from standing with his head under the sink (a very painful position you really don't want to be in) to sitting on the toilet bowl. And omg do you know how many hair roots Jarvin Lim has?! Like freaking gazillions lah I nearly died ok.

And then suddenly he was like, "Eh Zel something's not right. There's this burning sensation on my head and it's painful." So I referred to the instructions and they didn't say anything about burning sensations. So both of us panicked and Jarvin hurriedly washed off all the gunk in his head.

2ND ATTEMPT

He felt a whole lot better after awhile so since there was still half of the dye left in the bottle, we decided to give it another shot. However, squeezing required more finger power than I expected so we abandoned the manual and started pouring the dye onto a comb and running it through Jarvin's hair. According to Jarvin's theory, "When we comb our hair we'll comb through the roots right? Aiyah can lah, nevermind just whack."

Apparently nothing bad happened because Jarvin said his head felt cold and nice. So we were damn happy and sat outside the toilet and played Spit (Omg Jarvin totally got OWNED) while waiting for his head to change colour. Then I realised we didn't finish the bottle of dye and the instructions said we HAD to so...

3RD ATTEMPT

Zel : Eh the comb damn sick and I kinda threw away the gloves already. Can I just pour everything on your head?

Jarvin: What if it starts to burn again?

Zel: Errr I don't think it will lah. Anyway if it does you can just wash it off cause you left the dye on for 20 minutes already what. :D

-15 seconds later-

Jarvin: OMG OMG SHIT BURNING AGAIN HOW.

Zel: Huh?! Omg what like that!! Hurry go put a bit of warm water (A BIT ONLY LAH!) on your head and errr the paper says, "Work it into a lather."

Jarvin: What's a lather?

Zel: Just pretend you're shampoo-ing your hair.

-Jarvin washes, Zel watches-

Zel: How's your head?

Jarvin: Better. How's my hair?

CONCLUSION

OMG IT WAS DAMN NICE LAH!! Okay fine, it wasn't anything like the dude on the box. In fact I think it's more like reddish-brown. Yah, totally off tangent I know. BUT WHO CARES MAN it's much nicer than the "Sand beige" shit please.

Oh by the way. Jarvin, if you're reading this, I think I enjoyed helping you dye your hair today, even though you kept ordering me around like some SERVANT. More like slave actually because you refuse to pay for my services. AND YOUR HAIR IS SO NOT GOLDEN OKAY. And Germany doesn't suck.

And I like your fridge. (:

// Start the machine

It's currently 2.17am now but I have to change the timing of this post because it'll turn out as a Saturday post. And that'll cause a little confusion, eh? Haha okay anyway it's a Friday lah.

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Zomg I am happy gal number one today. Slept for 10 hours so I happily woke up at 12pm, which was the time I had to leave my house to take a bus to school. Nevertheless, I left an hour later and reached school at 2pm. Haha.

Anyways MOCK IOP IS OVERRRRRRRR. :D I actually passed by 2 marks when I thought I screwed up the whole thing. Actually, I did mess up the title but WHO CARES it's history now! (x Sucks to those people who ponned today - you all have to present it infront of the whole class when school reopens. Now that's a scary thought.

Left for town to meet Wanxian. Like finally man. We didn't see each other since PTM, pathetic or pathetic! Our timings simply didn't match, and she's leaving for Malaysia (I was supposed to go with her somemore) on Monday for a week. So our meeting today was very important okay. (x

Bought a Nike tote bag on impulse. Okay it wasn't really impromptu I was eyeing it for the longest time. I even hunted for it in Beijing but you know China is super backward and everything so I had to get it in Singapore. But nevermind because there was a 10% discount so I'm still quite happy HAHA.

Chiang and ZY came afterwards while we were slacking outside the ticketing booth in Cine watching trailers on the big screen. We wanted to take neos but AIYA DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED so sad can. My last neoprint was LAST YEAR. Wahlao eh what is this. Wanxian! When are we going to contribute revenue into the neoprint business?!

Walked around town for awhile doing stupid things. Haha damn funny we were all bullying Wanxian. Eyeballssssssssssssss. :D And we bullied her all the way from Cine to PS. YES, we walked all the way there without any purpose or motive.

Anyway it was like a mere two hours from the World Cup kick-off and I wanted to be home quick to catch the Germany vs. Costa Rico match since the Germs are like, the LOVE. So I went home with ZY and our bus ride was relatively entertaining as I was telling him the stupid things my family are capable of doing. Actually, it was more like they've already done them.

Hahaha omg like pardon my improper phrasings and everything that's senseless okay. I'm just damn happy because THE GERMS WON!!!!

Like 4-2 baybehhhhh Philip Lahm is my HERO lah. He actually cut inside on the left flank and kicked the ball with such drive that it sailed past Jose Porras' outstretched hands and into the top right-hand side of the goal post right. Then the ball bounced off the post and went straight into the net, leaving Porras completely helpless. Freaking ownage goal I tell you. At the 6th minute somemore. The commentators also said that it was the fastest goal ever scored in the history of FIFA World Cup.

Oh yeah another thing. My parents and brother have left for Hong Kong so I'm officially an orphan for this weekend. How about this is the happiest day of my life. :D :D All I need now is for Starhub to allow me to subscribe for Channel 28 this month to watch all the World Cup matches without making my parents call all the way from Hong Kong. That will really be the cherry on the top for this uber great day. (:

// Valkyrie missile

I woke up today feeling BLOODY good because I had the most hilarious dream last night. This morning, actually. Because I heard my mom banging around getting ready for work. My sis and I had to bunk in her room because my dad's in Hong Kong and she wants to save air-con. Lol.

Anyway, I dreamt that all the Year 5s went for an OEP trip to God-knows-what country right. All of us were walking to some place. I was with Wanxian and Ong and ZY were walking infront of us. I think I beat both the guys at DOTA or something, because they were spouting Hokkien vulgarities quite sourly. Then Jean Woo (omg rotfl) was stationed at the side to guide the flow and she overheard the twits swearing and she was like, "BOYS!"

Then omg ZY went, "SIMILAN." And Ong followed suit, nabeh-ing and knnbccb-ing all the way! And both of them started flinging their arms around wildly in a very unglam and ahbeng fashion omg I was laughing like shit, in the dream and while I was asleep lah.

Okay then the scene changed and I was in some hotel talking to ZY. He was telling me about how they went drinking the night before and asking me to guess what Marcus Lim did when he got drunk. I told him I didn't know and he was like, "That retard went to EAT SOAP."

Omg and the way he said it was so matter-of-factly and in a very bored tone. Those people who know ZY, just imagine him and his kaopeh actions and everything and that's what he did in my dream. FUCKING FUNNY I tell you. I laughed until I woke up how weird is that man! Hahaha.

Wanxian has SUPER weird dreams also. She was telling me a few weeks ago that Marcus Lim and I got MARRIED ahhahahahahaha damn funny. She also dreamt that ACS(I)'s prom and her wedding clashed and she was dancing the waltz with JQ, but the music suddenly changed to the PJ fun dance omg. And another time was when she and Shahir had a baby! They were standing in a hospital all normal and then suddenly a very adorable but hairy baby popped out from nowhere. No name somemore!

And how about ZY dreamt that Marcus Lim and I were eating shit together!!! Omg that one damn champion I tell you. He said that we were bending down besides a cesspool and digging shit up and stuffing into our mouths, smiling at each other while doing so. Like omgwtfbbq how sick is that! He also said it was a horrible nightmare and he woke up all sweaty.

How's that for some wild dreams man! Haha. Anyway I'm done ranting, now off to CheryltheGreat's house to do Math. Goodbye! :D

// Screenager

Went for mock IOP session this morning in school. Freaking scary shit lah, Dharma was damn strict. My presentation's this Friday and I haven't decided which book to do on, let alone what topic I have in mind. )x

Had lunch in ITE's cafeteria with Cheryl, Sze Min, Auggie and Yunyi. The food is t3h ownage lah. We're gonna go there every 1-hour lunch break when school re-opens man. Haha.

Anyway, I just came back from a mega ultraman super duper productive study session at KAP with Ong, Chiang and ZY. I was missing Crescent also, so I wore the school's PE t-shirt. DAMN COMFORTABLE LAH. Not like ACS(I)'s one. Freaking huge at the top but super short at the hem. Retarded shit.

Anyway I'm sooo freaking proud of myself okay. Finished half of my Math assignments like zomg now I only have to worry about IOP! (x

And LWTs.

And Econs IA.

And some Chem worksheet which I didn't get because I ponned the last day of school.

And mugging for the Common Tests.

And the remaining half of the Math homework.

ARGH!!! /dies

Nevertheless, I've done enough for today. Now I'm off to enjoy some Desperate Housewives. Yummyyy. :D

// It ends tonight.

It's scary when each time a car passes by me on the way home from the bus stop, I have to resist this urge to walk onto the road and wait for Death to take me. To Hell or Heaven, I don't give a shit - just as long as it's far away from the world, more so the lie, that I'm living in right now.

It's also really annoying when I raid the entire house for booze, all I can find is an Anchor. How the fuck can I feel a little less like shit with 4.5% alcohol I ask you.

I used to finish all my homework when I'm not happy. Now I can't even be bothered to find my holiday assignments.

My four-day headache's gone too. Damn. Just when I was hoping I'd get one of the symtoms for brain tumor.

Anyway. Happy fucking holidays, everyone. (:

P.S. I'm not depressed, so don't even think of trying to cheer me up. I'm just sick of life aights. Kthxbye.