// Mardy bum

Caught Death Note with the sister after service today. The plot was quite cool but I was damn tired so I fell asleep during the first part hees. :D It's a nice show lah. Though the ending was so sudden, especially when I wasn't so sleepy anymore. ):

Oh and everything went smoothly! The last time I went to watch a movie at PS was with Ahmah and it was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban lolol. THE FREAKING MOVIE HANGED HALFWAY OH MAH GOD CAN DIE.

Thennn went for dinner with the family at Imperial Treasure @ Great World City. There was this Abercrombie & Finch sale outside Best Denki so we went a little mad for awhile. Damn fun to go out with parents cause they pay for everything. (Y)

Anyway I MISS RUI. ): ): ): And it kinda just occured to me that there's still the Chinese B exam which is on THURSDAY and I haven't been studying at all. In fact I can't remember where I left my pencil case lololol. Goddammit.

And South Park's taking ridiculously long to load pffft.

// Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

South Park OWNSSS I just finished watching the entire season 1 on RapeTheWeb. Slept at 3am last night now my eyebags are gonna be like concave from the severe lack of sleep but who cares; the show is damn cute! (Y)

Went back to school to clear my locker. Nearly broke my back carrying everything to my Dad's car. ): And there were like ANTS in my locker zomg must be the trackpants Wanxian borrowed for OEP humpf.

Anyway I found a fantastic new hobby: Teasing Cheryl! Freaking fun man especially yesterday when we got our Focus Camp schedules (26 Oct to 8 Nov wtfbbq), planning our CAS timings, counting the amount of work we've got, and the boring Campus at 938Live thing (it ended at 5pm goddammit). Yeah it was a retarded day, but I survived by venting it on Cheryl hahaha. Yay she rogs diggety dawg. ♥

I'm happy girl number one now cause I'm finally getting a new phone yay! (x I'm gonna miss my old one though. Since September 04 please; so many memories and they can't be transferred to the new one. ):

Keke time to go get my Sony Ericsson K800i/Nokia N73 and maybe a MacBook/Sony Vaio if my parents are in a good mood too so bye!

// Melt the sugar

Alrightttt I just finished the Medea group presentation I'm left with EE progression report. (Y)

Went for church yesterday and I guess I'm happy to say that I sang to all the praise and worship songs and actually didn't fall asleep during the sermon lolol.

Slacked at Meridian foodcourt for awhile then went to play pool. Freaking funny la Seah and I were against Melvin and Jarvin damn unfair. But we didn't get owned hahaha! The last two games were hilarious at first it was like 4-1 to Melvin and Jarvin then suddenly it became 4-4 cos in the second last game I blocked the black ball with our purple one (both were damn close to the hole) and then Jarvin did some god-like thing whereby the white ball made their black ball go in without touching our purple one so we thought, "Okay die 5-3 already."

And then the white ball went in too. :D

So with the score at 4-4, Melvin and Jarvin were damn scared that we can actually win because the last game was GAY. All the easy shots couldn't go in and we were laughing at ourselves zomg damn moronic. It was down to the last black ball and Melvin was like, "Wahlao lose to Zelanie damn sian can."

They won.

Hahaha I expected the score to be like 8-1 or something man. Nevermind can beat them next time. (x

Anyway I desperately need to post Jasmine's blog entry about her getting into a sticky situation with some Ah Lians yesterday. Friggin funny I tell you.

okay so i went for cip AND...

call it suayness if you may

i kena confronted by three ah lians.

like OMG.

okay, so one of them was damn cute, small and pretty.

and yes, i admit looking at her.

but when they confronted me, and uglier girl [okay, to be point blank frank, she's ugly] accused me of diaoing her.

retarded shit, of course i laughed la. it sounded so stupid.

oh anyw, the worst part was that they spoke in mandarin.

like WTH.

confronting someone who doesn't speak in that language?!

anyw, this was how the convo went:

ugly ah lian 1: ni wei shen me diao wo.

[i just stared bewildered at her]

ugly ah lian 1: !@#$^!$! [erm, i couldn't process what she said in mandarin you see. aiya, pple's chinese lousy whatt]

me: wo mei you diao ni [yes, i felt pathetic]

ugly ah lian 2: #@?++!@#$?! [i still have no idea what they were saying]

me: [laughed]

ugly ah lian 2: ni xiao shen me.

me: [still trying to process what i wanted to say in mandarin]

ugly ah lian2: gen ni jiang hua wo de kou dou lan diao

den they walked off
pretty girl din say anything. WTH

GRR. i'm so pissed with myself.
IF i were more fluent in mandarin i could have managed more than a feeble 'wo mei you diao ni'.

i hate feeling so pathetically useless.

GOSH anyw, i should have spoken to them in english la.
then they'll be the ones that will tio stun.

so this was how the convo SHOULD have gone [translated/dubbed in english]

ugly ah lian: why you roll your eyes at me.

me: i din.

ugly ah lian: i saw you rolling your eyes at me.

me: hello, excuse me ah. i was just looking at your friend there cause she's pretty unlike you.
[you see, you hafta praise them as well so you'll at least get a supporter]

den from here, the convo can go two ways.
1#:

ugly ah lian: you wanna get whacked isit?

me: you lay one finger on me and i'll sue you for assault apart from harressment which you are doing now.

anyw these girls look younger than me. it's all about talking big i tell you.

anyw, the 2nd way:

ugly ah lian: look at ppl you think free ah

me: what are pretty things for if they are not allowed to be admired by others

ugly ah lian: you must pay to go inside an art gallery what.

me: okay. i'll pay if she was in a gallery.

frankly, i dont think either conversation would have gone very long or far cause those ah lians were just using those typical phrases used in an ah beng/lian world. you can probably find them in an idiot's guide to confront ppl for diaoing you.

anyw, if they whip up their handphones to call their boyfriends/gang/etc, i'll walk away and the following convo will follow suit.

ugly ah lian: eh. why you walk away. hum ah

me: den what you want me to do, wait for your friend to come ah. you think your friend very big isit.

ugly ah lian: bigger than you okay, coward.

me: aiyo, ah girl ah, there's a difference between a coward and being stupid. this is so gonna be a big waste of my time, so i'm not going to be so stupid. but well, if you really want me to wait, i guess you could always wait for me to call the police to come too right?

SEE, dang la. WHY don't they speak in english.
or rather why din i speak in english
or why aren't i fluent in mandarin?!

i hate it when i'm unable to say something back.

i know i'm smarter then them but i just can't outwit them due to the language barrier!

this feeling sucks i tell you. being unable to stand up and defend yourself from these brats.

nvm, englishgalgal_89@gmail.com will take over pathetic_gal89@hotmail.com next next week if i ever see them again.

haha, anyw, zel said i should call her next time.
but trust me, it'll turn out to be so so so disastrous.

ah lian: ni de peng you diao wo, wo bu shuang.

zel: ni mama, chou lan jiao, chao ji bye... etc

ah lian: ?

zel: ni papa, ta ma de, kana sai, siao zha ba, si mi lan jiao... etc

and the ah lians will look at her bewildered.

you see, zel can't speak mandarin either, so anyhow whack nonsense.

ownage method i tell you.

Hahaha Jasmine totally made my day man. (Y)

Anyway I'm a little sad because Pandora's been giving me ownage songs but they're apparently so unknown that I can't find them on LimeWire and mp3 websites. Sucks.

Sell The Lie - The Damnwells
After Girl - Bugs Multiply
William Holden Caulfield - Too Much Joy
Burning Up - Beach Mercer
Don't Let Your Guard Down - Downtown Singapore

If anyone has these songs, please please please send I'll love you forever I promise.

// Every thug needs a lady

School was super slack again haha. Had math for 2 bloody hours in the morning though. Sunil was going through Math paper 2 while other classes were having fun slacking/watching movies so boohoo no fair. And I failed paper 2 like some hampalung funfair zomg I'm gonna die for Math and Geog and probably everything else. ):

The police talk today was retarded to the max. Actually the speaker was haha. Damn fierce and annoying I bet everyone wanted to throw their shoes at him. Oh no I had better stop if not he might just happen to read this and arrest me for flaming him. Rotototot.

Chinese karaoke competition was NICE! Fuiyi was damn damn cute with the bubbles and Khing was freaking ownage hahaha he sang some ancient chinese song and did a dance to match it. (Y)

Went for care group afterwards. It was alright; I'm still in the dilemma of whether to commit myself fully to God though. /= The feeling's a little too overwhelming at the present moment so I hope it'll settle down soon enough. (:

Anyway.

Results tomorrow.

Damn.

Scary.

): ): ):

// Jaked on green beers

'Sup punks.

I've done lots of things I was deprived of due to the stupid exams for the past few days. Saturday was spent in Bugis with Rui and we spasmed as usual (Zomg she said "Hampalung" while I was drinking water on the escalator then suddenly one waterfall cascaded out of nowhere) and shopped like dicks with no money but we had fun anyway. (: I also went to church after that and had an enlightening time with Jinqi, Jarvin, Melvin, Seah and Mark Chua yay.

Sunday was a stay-home day and it ended with me quarelling with the mother over the computer as usual. That woman's got some issues but other than that she's quite cool anyway.

Today was the start of school and I felt unusually refreshed. I'd normally wake up with a sense of dread and sleep-deprived body especially if I had a considerably long break away from school but not today. (Y)

Chapel was NICE zomg I didn't even think of sleeping once! This video clip was shown of a certain Pastor Franklin (he had a nice Texas accent) preaching about not yielding to temptation and the title of his sermon was called, "Keep Your Underwear On". It was quite powerful considering I didn't doze off hee.

TOK was goddamn boring as usual. Imma fail that subject 'cause I have like absolutely zero interest in it argh. It was in the CPA which made it even harder to pay attention 'cause of the comfortable seats and just-nice air conditioning lol. All I remembered was that I wrote the title of the presentation and then BAM! Off to dreamland I went. Roxzors.

Left early like half the level did and went to meet Liakies and we went to Funan IT Mall. Got lost along the way thanks to him so we went to Starbucks @ Suntec so that that champion "can get his bearings right" and like 21739102749123857943 centuries later we miraculously ended up safely at Funan in one piece. (x

Looked around for laptops and I think I wanna get a 80 GB MacBook but it's gonna be hard to navigate around 'cause it's by bloody Apple and all the cursors are in totally different positions compared to Microsoft XP. The next best alternative is one of the Sony VAIO SZ series but it costs like a thousand bucks more I think.

SCREW GADGETS & TOK. ):

Okay time to sleep tomorrow is going to be a looooooooooooooong day. ): Two more weeks two more weeks two more weeks.

// Mercy me

So the exams are over, loads of overdued assignments waiting somewhere (hopefully still alive) to be handed up, I've got the entire season 3 of One Tree Hill in my com, downloaded ownage music, met Delta'05 for dinner, bought new clothes, and saw the boyfriend.

I guess Friday the 13th's not so unlucky after all. (:

// Mardy bum

Caught Death Note with the sister after service today. The plot was quite cool but I was damn tired so I fell asleep during the first part hees. :D It's a nice show lah. Though the ending was so sudden, especially when I wasn't so sleepy anymore. ):

Oh and everything went smoothly! The last time I went to watch a movie at PS was with Ahmah and it was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban lolol. THE FREAKING MOVIE HANGED HALFWAY OH MAH GOD CAN DIE.

Thennn went for dinner with the family at Imperial Treasure @ Great World City. There was this Abercrombie & Finch sale outside Best Denki so we went a little mad for awhile. Damn fun to go out with parents cause they pay for everything. (Y)

Anyway I MISS RUI. ): ): ): And it kinda just occured to me that there's still the Chinese B exam which is on THURSDAY and I haven't been studying at all. In fact I can't remember where I left my pencil case lololol. Goddammit.

And South Park's taking ridiculously long to load pffft.

// Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

South Park OWNSSS I just finished watching the entire season 1 on RapeTheWeb. Slept at 3am last night now my eyebags are gonna be like concave from the severe lack of sleep but who cares; the show is damn cute! (Y)

Went back to school to clear my locker. Nearly broke my back carrying everything to my Dad's car. ): And there were like ANTS in my locker zomg must be the trackpants Wanxian borrowed for OEP humpf.

Anyway I found a fantastic new hobby: Teasing Cheryl! Freaking fun man especially yesterday when we got our Focus Camp schedules (26 Oct to 8 Nov wtfbbq), planning our CAS timings, counting the amount of work we've got, and the boring Campus at 938Live thing (it ended at 5pm goddammit). Yeah it was a retarded day, but I survived by venting it on Cheryl hahaha. Yay she rogs diggety dawg. ♥

I'm happy girl number one now cause I'm finally getting a new phone yay! (x I'm gonna miss my old one though. Since September 04 please; so many memories and they can't be transferred to the new one. ):

Keke time to go get my Sony Ericsson K800i/Nokia N73 and maybe a MacBook/Sony Vaio if my parents are in a good mood too so bye!

// Melt the sugar

Alrightttt I just finished the Medea group presentation I'm left with EE progression report. (Y)

Went for church yesterday and I guess I'm happy to say that I sang to all the praise and worship songs and actually didn't fall asleep during the sermon lolol.

Slacked at Meridian foodcourt for awhile then went to play pool. Freaking funny la Seah and I were against Melvin and Jarvin damn unfair. But we didn't get owned hahaha! The last two games were hilarious at first it was like 4-1 to Melvin and Jarvin then suddenly it became 4-4 cos in the second last game I blocked the black ball with our purple one (both were damn close to the hole) and then Jarvin did some god-like thing whereby the white ball made their black ball go in without touching our purple one so we thought, "Okay die 5-3 already."

And then the white ball went in too. :D

So with the score at 4-4, Melvin and Jarvin were damn scared that we can actually win because the last game was GAY. All the easy shots couldn't go in and we were laughing at ourselves zomg damn moronic. It was down to the last black ball and Melvin was like, "Wahlao lose to Zelanie damn sian can."

They won.

Hahaha I expected the score to be like 8-1 or something man. Nevermind can beat them next time. (x

Anyway I desperately need to post Jasmine's blog entry about her getting into a sticky situation with some Ah Lians yesterday. Friggin funny I tell you.

okay so i went for cip AND...

call it suayness if you may

i kena confronted by three ah lians.

like OMG.

okay, so one of them was damn cute, small and pretty.

and yes, i admit looking at her.

but when they confronted me, and uglier girl [okay, to be point blank frank, she's ugly] accused me of diaoing her.

retarded shit, of course i laughed la. it sounded so stupid.

oh anyw, the worst part was that they spoke in mandarin.

like WTH.

confronting someone who doesn't speak in that language?!

anyw, this was how the convo went:

ugly ah lian 1: ni wei shen me diao wo.

[i just stared bewildered at her]

ugly ah lian 1: !@#$^!$! [erm, i couldn't process what she said in mandarin you see. aiya, pple's chinese lousy whatt]

me: wo mei you diao ni [yes, i felt pathetic]

ugly ah lian 2: #@?++!@#$?! [i still have no idea what they were saying]

me: [laughed]

ugly ah lian 2: ni xiao shen me.

me: [still trying to process what i wanted to say in mandarin]

ugly ah lian2: gen ni jiang hua wo de kou dou lan diao

den they walked off
pretty girl din say anything. WTH

GRR. i'm so pissed with myself.
IF i were more fluent in mandarin i could have managed more than a feeble 'wo mei you diao ni'.

i hate feeling so pathetically useless.

GOSH anyw, i should have spoken to them in english la.
then they'll be the ones that will tio stun.

so this was how the convo SHOULD have gone [translated/dubbed in english]

ugly ah lian: why you roll your eyes at me.

me: i din.

ugly ah lian: i saw you rolling your eyes at me.

me: hello, excuse me ah. i was just looking at your friend there cause she's pretty unlike you.
[you see, you hafta praise them as well so you'll at least get a supporter]

den from here, the convo can go two ways.
1#:

ugly ah lian: you wanna get whacked isit?

me: you lay one finger on me and i'll sue you for assault apart from harressment which you are doing now.

anyw these girls look younger than me. it's all about talking big i tell you.

anyw, the 2nd way:

ugly ah lian: look at ppl you think free ah

me: what are pretty things for if they are not allowed to be admired by others

ugly ah lian: you must pay to go inside an art gallery what.

me: okay. i'll pay if she was in a gallery.

frankly, i dont think either conversation would have gone very long or far cause those ah lians were just using those typical phrases used in an ah beng/lian world. you can probably find them in an idiot's guide to confront ppl for diaoing you.

anyw, if they whip up their handphones to call their boyfriends/gang/etc, i'll walk away and the following convo will follow suit.

ugly ah lian: eh. why you walk away. hum ah

me: den what you want me to do, wait for your friend to come ah. you think your friend very big isit.

ugly ah lian: bigger than you okay, coward.

me: aiyo, ah girl ah, there's a difference between a coward and being stupid. this is so gonna be a big waste of my time, so i'm not going to be so stupid. but well, if you really want me to wait, i guess you could always wait for me to call the police to come too right?

SEE, dang la. WHY don't they speak in english.
or rather why din i speak in english
or why aren't i fluent in mandarin?!

i hate it when i'm unable to say something back.

i know i'm smarter then them but i just can't outwit them due to the language barrier!

this feeling sucks i tell you. being unable to stand up and defend yourself from these brats.

nvm, englishgalgal_89@gmail.com will take over pathetic_gal89@hotmail.com next next week if i ever see them again.

haha, anyw, zel said i should call her next time.
but trust me, it'll turn out to be so so so disastrous.

ah lian: ni de peng you diao wo, wo bu shuang.

zel: ni mama, chou lan jiao, chao ji bye... etc

ah lian: ?

zel: ni papa, ta ma de, kana sai, siao zha ba, si mi lan jiao... etc

and the ah lians will look at her bewildered.

you see, zel can't speak mandarin either, so anyhow whack nonsense.

ownage method i tell you.

Hahaha Jasmine totally made my day man. (Y)

Anyway I'm a little sad because Pandora's been giving me ownage songs but they're apparently so unknown that I can't find them on LimeWire and mp3 websites. Sucks.

Sell The Lie - The Damnwells
After Girl - Bugs Multiply
William Holden Caulfield - Too Much Joy
Burning Up - Beach Mercer
Don't Let Your Guard Down - Downtown Singapore

If anyone has these songs, please please please send I'll love you forever I promise.

// Every thug needs a lady

School was super slack again haha. Had math for 2 bloody hours in the morning though. Sunil was going through Math paper 2 while other classes were having fun slacking/watching movies so boohoo no fair. And I failed paper 2 like some hampalung funfair zomg I'm gonna die for Math and Geog and probably everything else. ):

The police talk today was retarded to the max. Actually the speaker was haha. Damn fierce and annoying I bet everyone wanted to throw their shoes at him. Oh no I had better stop if not he might just happen to read this and arrest me for flaming him. Rotototot.

Chinese karaoke competition was NICE! Fuiyi was damn damn cute with the bubbles and Khing was freaking ownage hahaha he sang some ancient chinese song and did a dance to match it. (Y)

Went for care group afterwards. It was alright; I'm still in the dilemma of whether to commit myself fully to God though. /= The feeling's a little too overwhelming at the present moment so I hope it'll settle down soon enough. (:

Anyway.

Results tomorrow.

Damn.

Scary.

): ): ):

// Jaked on green beers

'Sup punks.

I've done lots of things I was deprived of due to the stupid exams for the past few days. Saturday was spent in Bugis with Rui and we spasmed as usual (Zomg she said "Hampalung" while I was drinking water on the escalator then suddenly one waterfall cascaded out of nowhere) and shopped like dicks with no money but we had fun anyway. (: I also went to church after that and had an enlightening time with Jinqi, Jarvin, Melvin, Seah and Mark Chua yay.

Sunday was a stay-home day and it ended with me quarelling with the mother over the computer as usual. That woman's got some issues but other than that she's quite cool anyway.

Today was the start of school and I felt unusually refreshed. I'd normally wake up with a sense of dread and sleep-deprived body especially if I had a considerably long break away from school but not today. (Y)

Chapel was NICE zomg I didn't even think of sleeping once! This video clip was shown of a certain Pastor Franklin (he had a nice Texas accent) preaching about not yielding to temptation and the title of his sermon was called, "Keep Your Underwear On". It was quite powerful considering I didn't doze off hee.

TOK was goddamn boring as usual. Imma fail that subject 'cause I have like absolutely zero interest in it argh. It was in the CPA which made it even harder to pay attention 'cause of the comfortable seats and just-nice air conditioning lol. All I remembered was that I wrote the title of the presentation and then BAM! Off to dreamland I went. Roxzors.

Left early like half the level did and went to meet Liakies and we went to Funan IT Mall. Got lost along the way thanks to him so we went to Starbucks @ Suntec so that that champion "can get his bearings right" and like 21739102749123857943 centuries later we miraculously ended up safely at Funan in one piece. (x

Looked around for laptops and I think I wanna get a 80 GB MacBook but it's gonna be hard to navigate around 'cause it's by bloody Apple and all the cursors are in totally different positions compared to Microsoft XP. The next best alternative is one of the Sony VAIO SZ series but it costs like a thousand bucks more I think.

SCREW GADGETS & TOK. ):

Okay time to sleep tomorrow is going to be a looooooooooooooong day. ): Two more weeks two more weeks two more weeks.

// Mercy me

So the exams are over, loads of overdued assignments waiting somewhere (hopefully still alive) to be handed up, I've got the entire season 3 of One Tree Hill in my com, downloaded ownage music, met Delta'05 for dinner, bought new clothes, and saw the boyfriend.

I guess Friday the 13th's not so unlucky after all. (: