// Classic moments and priceless memories.

There's no work tomorrow and since I don't have to wake up at ungodly hours of the morning, I have been having the time of my life surfing Facebook groups and stumbled across THIS:

You Know You're in IB When...

- Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you get some sleep.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
- Trees begin threatening you.
- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
- You and Reality file for divorce.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow fades, leaving you more confused than before.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
- You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
- You yell: "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you're the only person in the room.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
- Five words: "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?"
- You can spell "Baccalaureate".
- "I.B., therefore I B.S."
- "IB has an honor code?!?!"
- "Friends" and "fellow IBers" are interchangeable.
- You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!"
- Social life? What's that?
- You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not.
- You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.
- You talk to yourself in the 3rd person.
- You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
- It's okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.
- You frequently catch yourself saying "What?? We had homework??"
- You don't drink, but you find it a convenient way to explain how you dressed yourself in the morning.
- You finish your extended essay shortly after midnight. Your smile of satisfaction fades when you remember to start on your World Lit paper.
- Desperate to fill up your CAS hours, you claim watching a black and white movie as "creativity" and walking your dog as "activity", and your teacher approves it.
- You've sold your soul... to a teacher... for a C... for the 9 weeks...
- You cloned yourself so you could sell your clones' souls to other teachers for Cs for the 9 weeks again (hey, there may be a profit to be made in this).
- Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework.
- You can count your last quiz grade on one hand.
- You wonder if there's Cliff's Notes on the Calculus book.
- You don't really cheat - you just tell people the answers.
- 'Cheating' became too difficult, so you took up telepathy.
- You've consulted tarot cards for hints on a History test.
- You have the library on speed dial.
- You've developed an imprint of your book bag in your back.
- Your best hope for most classes is either divine intervention or a strategically placed lightning bolt.
- Your books weigh more than you do.
- You can lead your way through a frog's intestines with your eyes closed.
- You forgot about that pesky Extended Essay thing until the night before it was due.
- You consider giving up going to the bathroom permanently to give you more time to study.
- You have convinced your parents the "1" you received on your IB Physics exam was really the "top 1% of all IB students worldwide".
- You think the meaning of life is: G = -RTlnK.
- You plagiarise from Cliff's Notes for the "What is Truth?" ToK paper.
- It's essential to learn to live with occasional failures.
- You find that you overreact when you get 2 points marked off on your homework.
- You find that you spend more time sleeping in class than at home.
- Tests are no longer singular efforts!
- Your list of excuses for not doing your homework is the length of Anna Karenina.
- You exceed the 4,200 word limit on the Extended Essay (by over 1000 words).
- The simplest words you know are at least 10 letters long.
- You find yourself spelling words out on scantrons. You are deeply saddened when you can only find one letter of "IB SUCKS!"
- You show up 4 hours late to an IB test and still manage to get a "5".
- During a Chemistry test, instead of doing the work, you write a random answer program in your TI-82 and get the highest score in the class.
- You can type 70 words per minute - on a TI-89.
- Brewing coffee takes too long, so you just eat the beans.
- The bags under your eyes are heavier than the ones carrying your textbooks.
- You haven't seen light in so long you glow in the dark.
- You can count the number of hours you sleep each week on one missing hand.
- You've taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.
- You clean up your room and find a bed.
- You wonder about things like what would happen if your car traveled at the speed of light and you turned your lights on.
- The words: "Oh my God! There's a triad in this poem!"
- You enjoy finding out the hard way why normal distribution should work.
- It's the little things that confuse you.
- You find all the "glitches" in movies.
- You use your ToK background to analyze Winnie the Pooh's Book of Quotations.
- Free time?
- You've mastered the art of procrastination so well that your research paper finishes printing just seconds before you have to leave for school.
- Your college professors' grading systems seem a little too lenient.
- You managed to write 4,000 words on the subject "Hitler was a nice guy, wasn't he?" (sarcasm not included).
- You're not certain if you want to get laid, layed, or laid to rest.
- To celebrate finishing your IB exams you decide to be really wild and go for coffee.
- You hold "parties" to study.
- You look forward to your parties.
- Your fellow IBers look forward to your parties, attend them, and do actual studying there.
- You forget your brother's name because you haven't seen him in two years.
- Wait... what brother?
- "Anybody wanna play some cards?"
- You see your Extended Essay advisor more than you see your parents.
- You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
- You've set an Apple II and your TI in a race to see which one could count to infinity the fastest.
- You took out the cheesy infinity code and substituted a Pi-calculating code.
- Your TI won.
- Better yet, you won, because you can name Pi to several hundred digits more than they could.
- No, you definitely won, because you caught an error in both of the final results.
- The Apple II was wrong by a larger amount.
- You derive formulas for fun. From first principles.
- The offer of bonus marks for combed hair results in a dramatic improvement in your appearance.
- Whenever you're watching a movie you find all the motifs and themes... without even trying.
- You start to laugh hysterically when you're writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors.
- You find juxtaposition in places you shouldn't be looking for it.
- You relax vicariously through your non-IB friends (what non-IB friends???)
- The number 42 actually means something.
- Your goal for the year is to complete every item on this checklist.

And something for the females:
"I wish IB would get on its international knees and lick the ballsack I do not have."

Okay time to sleep before I go on a guilt trip about how many trees I've killed and attempt to transmorgify used tissue paper back to their natural state.

// Classic moments and priceless memories.

There's no work tomorrow and since I don't have to wake up at ungodly hours of the morning, I have been having the time of my life surfing Facebook groups and stumbled across THIS:

You Know You're in IB When...

- Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you get some sleep.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
- Trees begin threatening you.
- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
- You and Reality file for divorce.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow fades, leaving you more confused than before.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
- You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
- You yell: "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you're the only person in the room.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
- Five words: "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?"
- You can spell "Baccalaureate".
- "I.B., therefore I B.S."
- "IB has an honor code?!?!"
- "Friends" and "fellow IBers" are interchangeable.
- You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!"
- Social life? What's that?
- You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not.
- You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.
- You talk to yourself in the 3rd person.
- You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
- It's okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.
- You frequently catch yourself saying "What?? We had homework??"
- You don't drink, but you find it a convenient way to explain how you dressed yourself in the morning.
- You finish your extended essay shortly after midnight. Your smile of satisfaction fades when you remember to start on your World Lit paper.
- Desperate to fill up your CAS hours, you claim watching a black and white movie as "creativity" and walking your dog as "activity", and your teacher approves it.
- You've sold your soul... to a teacher... for a C... for the 9 weeks...
- You cloned yourself so you could sell your clones' souls to other teachers for Cs for the 9 weeks again (hey, there may be a profit to be made in this).
- Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework.
- You can count your last quiz grade on one hand.
- You wonder if there's Cliff's Notes on the Calculus book.
- You don't really cheat - you just tell people the answers.
- 'Cheating' became too difficult, so you took up telepathy.
- You've consulted tarot cards for hints on a History test.
- You have the library on speed dial.
- You've developed an imprint of your book bag in your back.
- Your best hope for most classes is either divine intervention or a strategically placed lightning bolt.
- Your books weigh more than you do.
- You can lead your way through a frog's intestines with your eyes closed.
- You forgot about that pesky Extended Essay thing until the night before it was due.
- You consider giving up going to the bathroom permanently to give you more time to study.
- You have convinced your parents the "1" you received on your IB Physics exam was really the "top 1% of all IB students worldwide".
- You think the meaning of life is: G = -RTlnK.
- You plagiarise from Cliff's Notes for the "What is Truth?" ToK paper.
- It's essential to learn to live with occasional failures.
- You find that you overreact when you get 2 points marked off on your homework.
- You find that you spend more time sleeping in class than at home.
- Tests are no longer singular efforts!
- Your list of excuses for not doing your homework is the length of Anna Karenina.
- You exceed the 4,200 word limit on the Extended Essay (by over 1000 words).
- The simplest words you know are at least 10 letters long.
- You find yourself spelling words out on scantrons. You are deeply saddened when you can only find one letter of "IB SUCKS!"
- You show up 4 hours late to an IB test and still manage to get a "5".
- During a Chemistry test, instead of doing the work, you write a random answer program in your TI-82 and get the highest score in the class.
- You can type 70 words per minute - on a TI-89.
- Brewing coffee takes too long, so you just eat the beans.
- The bags under your eyes are heavier than the ones carrying your textbooks.
- You haven't seen light in so long you glow in the dark.
- You can count the number of hours you sleep each week on one missing hand.
- You've taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.
- You clean up your room and find a bed.
- You wonder about things like what would happen if your car traveled at the speed of light and you turned your lights on.
- The words: "Oh my God! There's a triad in this poem!"
- You enjoy finding out the hard way why normal distribution should work.
- It's the little things that confuse you.
- You find all the "glitches" in movies.
- You use your ToK background to analyze Winnie the Pooh's Book of Quotations.
- Free time?
- You've mastered the art of procrastination so well that your research paper finishes printing just seconds before you have to leave for school.
- Your college professors' grading systems seem a little too lenient.
- You managed to write 4,000 words on the subject "Hitler was a nice guy, wasn't he?" (sarcasm not included).
- You're not certain if you want to get laid, layed, or laid to rest.
- To celebrate finishing your IB exams you decide to be really wild and go for coffee.
- You hold "parties" to study.
- You look forward to your parties.
- Your fellow IBers look forward to your parties, attend them, and do actual studying there.
- You forget your brother's name because you haven't seen him in two years.
- Wait... what brother?
- "Anybody wanna play some cards?"
- You see your Extended Essay advisor more than you see your parents.
- You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
- You've set an Apple II and your TI in a race to see which one could count to infinity the fastest.
- You took out the cheesy infinity code and substituted a Pi-calculating code.
- Your TI won.
- Better yet, you won, because you can name Pi to several hundred digits more than they could.
- No, you definitely won, because you caught an error in both of the final results.
- The Apple II was wrong by a larger amount.
- You derive formulas for fun. From first principles.
- The offer of bonus marks for combed hair results in a dramatic improvement in your appearance.
- Whenever you're watching a movie you find all the motifs and themes... without even trying.
- You start to laugh hysterically when you're writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors.
- You find juxtaposition in places you shouldn't be looking for it.
- You relax vicariously through your non-IB friends (what non-IB friends???)
- The number 42 actually means something.
- Your goal for the year is to complete every item on this checklist.

And something for the females:
"I wish IB would get on its international knees and lick the ballsack I do not have."

Okay time to sleep before I go on a guilt trip about how many trees I've killed and attempt to transmorgify used tissue paper back to their natural state.