// The gift

So everyone's watching the England vs. Paraguay match right now while I sulk away infront of the computer. Suddenly I want my parents to come home NOW and subscribe to Channel 28. Boohoo.

Then again, being a temporary orphan so far has been AWESOMEEE. (x Guess I'll go watch The Two Towers after posting this entry.

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Went to Jarvin's house to dye his hair today. It was a nerve-wrecking experience I tell you. He bought some Lo'Real 3D colour thingy and the dude's hair on the box is supposedly "Sand Beige", but I swear it was freaking yellow lah!

1ST ATTEMPT

So we had to mix all the tubes of stuff together into this bottle called the Developer and I had to wear gloves and squeeze the mixture onto Jarvin's hair roots. The process was excruciating long and he retired from standing with his head under the sink (a very painful position you really don't want to be in) to sitting on the toilet bowl. And omg do you know how many hair roots Jarvin Lim has?! Like freaking gazillions lah I nearly died ok.

And then suddenly he was like, "Eh Zel something's not right. There's this burning sensation on my head and it's painful." So I referred to the instructions and they didn't say anything about burning sensations. So both of us panicked and Jarvin hurriedly washed off all the gunk in his head.

2ND ATTEMPT

He felt a whole lot better after awhile so since there was still half of the dye left in the bottle, we decided to give it another shot. However, squeezing required more finger power than I expected so we abandoned the manual and started pouring the dye onto a comb and running it through Jarvin's hair. According to Jarvin's theory, "When we comb our hair we'll comb through the roots right? Aiyah can lah, nevermind just whack."

Apparently nothing bad happened because Jarvin said his head felt cold and nice. So we were damn happy and sat outside the toilet and played Spit (Omg Jarvin totally got OWNED) while waiting for his head to change colour. Then I realised we didn't finish the bottle of dye and the instructions said we HAD to so...

3RD ATTEMPT

Zel : Eh the comb damn sick and I kinda threw away the gloves already. Can I just pour everything on your head?

Jarvin: What if it starts to burn again?

Zel: Errr I don't think it will lah. Anyway if it does you can just wash it off cause you left the dye on for 20 minutes already what. :D

-15 seconds later-

Jarvin: OMG OMG SHIT BURNING AGAIN HOW.

Zel: Huh?! Omg what like that!! Hurry go put a bit of warm water (A BIT ONLY LAH!) on your head and errr the paper says, "Work it into a lather."

Jarvin: What's a lather?

Zel: Just pretend you're shampoo-ing your hair.

-Jarvin washes, Zel watches-

Zel: How's your head?

Jarvin: Better. How's my hair?

CONCLUSION

OMG IT WAS DAMN NICE LAH!! Okay fine, it wasn't anything like the dude on the box. In fact I think it's more like reddish-brown. Yah, totally off tangent I know. BUT WHO CARES MAN it's much nicer than the "Sand beige" shit please.

Oh by the way. Jarvin, if you're reading this, I think I enjoyed helping you dye your hair today, even though you kept ordering me around like some SERVANT. More like slave actually because you refuse to pay for my services. AND YOUR HAIR IS SO NOT GOLDEN OKAY. And Germany doesn't suck.

And I like your fridge. (:

// The gift

So everyone's watching the England vs. Paraguay match right now while I sulk away infront of the computer. Suddenly I want my parents to come home NOW and subscribe to Channel 28. Boohoo.

Then again, being a temporary orphan so far has been AWESOMEEE. (x Guess I'll go watch The Two Towers after posting this entry.

---

Went to Jarvin's house to dye his hair today. It was a nerve-wrecking experience I tell you. He bought some Lo'Real 3D colour thingy and the dude's hair on the box is supposedly "Sand Beige", but I swear it was freaking yellow lah!

1ST ATTEMPT

So we had to mix all the tubes of stuff together into this bottle called the Developer and I had to wear gloves and squeeze the mixture onto Jarvin's hair roots. The process was excruciating long and he retired from standing with his head under the sink (a very painful position you really don't want to be in) to sitting on the toilet bowl. And omg do you know how many hair roots Jarvin Lim has?! Like freaking gazillions lah I nearly died ok.

And then suddenly he was like, "Eh Zel something's not right. There's this burning sensation on my head and it's painful." So I referred to the instructions and they didn't say anything about burning sensations. So both of us panicked and Jarvin hurriedly washed off all the gunk in his head.

2ND ATTEMPT

He felt a whole lot better after awhile so since there was still half of the dye left in the bottle, we decided to give it another shot. However, squeezing required more finger power than I expected so we abandoned the manual and started pouring the dye onto a comb and running it through Jarvin's hair. According to Jarvin's theory, "When we comb our hair we'll comb through the roots right? Aiyah can lah, nevermind just whack."

Apparently nothing bad happened because Jarvin said his head felt cold and nice. So we were damn happy and sat outside the toilet and played Spit (Omg Jarvin totally got OWNED) while waiting for his head to change colour. Then I realised we didn't finish the bottle of dye and the instructions said we HAD to so...

3RD ATTEMPT

Zel : Eh the comb damn sick and I kinda threw away the gloves already. Can I just pour everything on your head?

Jarvin: What if it starts to burn again?

Zel: Errr I don't think it will lah. Anyway if it does you can just wash it off cause you left the dye on for 20 minutes already what. :D

-15 seconds later-

Jarvin: OMG OMG SHIT BURNING AGAIN HOW.

Zel: Huh?! Omg what like that!! Hurry go put a bit of warm water (A BIT ONLY LAH!) on your head and errr the paper says, "Work it into a lather."

Jarvin: What's a lather?

Zel: Just pretend you're shampoo-ing your hair.

-Jarvin washes, Zel watches-

Zel: How's your head?

Jarvin: Better. How's my hair?

CONCLUSION

OMG IT WAS DAMN NICE LAH!! Okay fine, it wasn't anything like the dude on the box. In fact I think it's more like reddish-brown. Yah, totally off tangent I know. BUT WHO CARES MAN it's much nicer than the "Sand beige" shit please.

Oh by the way. Jarvin, if you're reading this, I think I enjoyed helping you dye your hair today, even though you kept ordering me around like some SERVANT. More like slave actually because you refuse to pay for my services. AND YOUR HAIR IS SO NOT GOLDEN OKAY. And Germany doesn't suck.

And I like your fridge. (: