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    27 November 2006 @ 2:46 AM

    // Best.

    Girls

    Skinny jeans -
    Wear if your thighs fill out, i.e when you stand straight with your feet together, there isn't any gap in between the thighs, and if your calves aren't huge.

    Hotpants -
    Apparently the new trend, wear if you have nice legs, period. If your legs are little on the large side, it's fine, but for gods sake don't if you have skinny thighs (meaning the legs don't fill out the shorts at all)

    Short skirts/miniskirts -
    Cut off at least an inch or two above the knee. Anything longer is disgusting. Too short and it'll look slutty, so unless you ARE slutty, don't. Personally I think faded denim and soft cloth works for the most people.

    Dresses/long skirts -
    Longer skirts (i.e, close to the ankles) can look VERY stylish, if you know how to pick the colour and design. Otherwise, don't bother or you risk looking like a moron.

    Capri pants -
    Wear if you have nice calves and long legs.

    Guys

    I don't quite care what you guys wear. Personally I like tapered pants and jeans from brands like Atticus, Dickies, Espirit, Zara, Levis, Quiksilver, Volcom and more expensive brands that I can't afford looking at currently. I wear slim fit tees for that punk/indie culture look. I also LOVE face piercings and hope to get a few (eyebrow, lip) by the year end or around new years. Yum.

    I hate baggy pants / tees with a passion. Hate them more if they have straps hanging all around and have plaid patterns.

    Oh I love shoes too, really, really love shoes. Have 7 pairs myself and still growing the collection. :D My journey goes something like this:
    2 Nike Dunks > Lacoste L33 > some brown leather Converses > pelt Vans Slipons > Lakai (American skate brand) Manchesters > Macbeth Eliots. I'm in love with the eliots and will probably get a few more. :D

    Last tip on stripped tees/polos, fat horizontal stripes if you have a long body, or you'll look short. Thin horizontal if you're normal. For both thin and fat stripes. Horizontal stripes tend to make people look wider, so beware if you already have broad shoulders. Fat vertical stripes just look weird.

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    I don't know who you are anymore.