// Melt the sugar

Alrightttt I just finished the Medea group presentation I'm left with EE progression report. (Y)

Went for church yesterday and I guess I'm happy to say that I sang to all the praise and worship songs and actually didn't fall asleep during the sermon lolol.

Slacked at Meridian foodcourt for awhile then went to play pool. Freaking funny la Seah and I were against Melvin and Jarvin damn unfair. But we didn't get owned hahaha! The last two games were hilarious at first it was like 4-1 to Melvin and Jarvin then suddenly it became 4-4 cos in the second last game I blocked the black ball with our purple one (both were damn close to the hole) and then Jarvin did some god-like thing whereby the white ball made their black ball go in without touching our purple one so we thought, "Okay die 5-3 already."

And then the white ball went in too. :D

So with the score at 4-4, Melvin and Jarvin were damn scared that we can actually win because the last game was GAY. All the easy shots couldn't go in and we were laughing at ourselves zomg damn moronic. It was down to the last black ball and Melvin was like, "Wahlao lose to Zelanie damn sian can."

They won.

Hahaha I expected the score to be like 8-1 or something man. Nevermind can beat them next time. (x

Anyway I desperately need to post Jasmine's blog entry about her getting into a sticky situation with some Ah Lians yesterday. Friggin funny I tell you.

okay so i went for cip AND...

call it suayness if you may

i kena confronted by three ah lians.

like OMG.

okay, so one of them was damn cute, small and pretty.

and yes, i admit looking at her.

but when they confronted me, and uglier girl [okay, to be point blank frank, she's ugly] accused me of diaoing her.

retarded shit, of course i laughed la. it sounded so stupid.

oh anyw, the worst part was that they spoke in mandarin.

like WTH.

confronting someone who doesn't speak in that language?!

anyw, this was how the convo went:

ugly ah lian 1: ni wei shen me diao wo.

[i just stared bewildered at her]

ugly ah lian 1: !@#$^!$! [erm, i couldn't process what she said in mandarin you see. aiya, pple's chinese lousy whatt]

me: wo mei you diao ni [yes, i felt pathetic]

ugly ah lian 2: #@?++!@#$?! [i still have no idea what they were saying]

me: [laughed]

ugly ah lian 2: ni xiao shen me.

me: [still trying to process what i wanted to say in mandarin]

ugly ah lian2: gen ni jiang hua wo de kou dou lan diao

den they walked off
pretty girl din say anything. WTH

GRR. i'm so pissed with myself.
IF i were more fluent in mandarin i could have managed more than a feeble 'wo mei you diao ni'.

i hate feeling so pathetically useless.

GOSH anyw, i should have spoken to them in english la.
then they'll be the ones that will tio stun.

so this was how the convo SHOULD have gone [translated/dubbed in english]

ugly ah lian: why you roll your eyes at me.

me: i din.

ugly ah lian: i saw you rolling your eyes at me.

me: hello, excuse me ah. i was just looking at your friend there cause she's pretty unlike you.
[you see, you hafta praise them as well so you'll at least get a supporter]

den from here, the convo can go two ways.
1#:

ugly ah lian: you wanna get whacked isit?

me: you lay one finger on me and i'll sue you for assault apart from harressment which you are doing now.

anyw these girls look younger than me. it's all about talking big i tell you.

anyw, the 2nd way:

ugly ah lian: look at ppl you think free ah

me: what are pretty things for if they are not allowed to be admired by others

ugly ah lian: you must pay to go inside an art gallery what.

me: okay. i'll pay if she was in a gallery.

frankly, i dont think either conversation would have gone very long or far cause those ah lians were just using those typical phrases used in an ah beng/lian world. you can probably find them in an idiot's guide to confront ppl for diaoing you.

anyw, if they whip up their handphones to call their boyfriends/gang/etc, i'll walk away and the following convo will follow suit.

ugly ah lian: eh. why you walk away. hum ah

me: den what you want me to do, wait for your friend to come ah. you think your friend very big isit.

ugly ah lian: bigger than you okay, coward.

me: aiyo, ah girl ah, there's a difference between a coward and being stupid. this is so gonna be a big waste of my time, so i'm not going to be so stupid. but well, if you really want me to wait, i guess you could always wait for me to call the police to come too right?

SEE, dang la. WHY don't they speak in english.
or rather why din i speak in english
or why aren't i fluent in mandarin?!

i hate it when i'm unable to say something back.

i know i'm smarter then them but i just can't outwit them due to the language barrier!

this feeling sucks i tell you. being unable to stand up and defend yourself from these brats.

nvm, englishgalgal_89@gmail.com will take over pathetic_gal89@hotmail.com next next week if i ever see them again.

haha, anyw, zel said i should call her next time.
but trust me, it'll turn out to be so so so disastrous.

ah lian: ni de peng you diao wo, wo bu shuang.

zel: ni mama, chou lan jiao, chao ji bye... etc

ah lian: ?

zel: ni papa, ta ma de, kana sai, siao zha ba, si mi lan jiao... etc

and the ah lians will look at her bewildered.

you see, zel can't speak mandarin either, so anyhow whack nonsense.

ownage method i tell you.

Hahaha Jasmine totally made my day man. (Y)

Anyway I'm a little sad because Pandora's been giving me ownage songs but they're apparently so unknown that I can't find them on LimeWire and mp3 websites. Sucks.

Sell The Lie - The Damnwells
After Girl - Bugs Multiply
William Holden Caulfield - Too Much Joy
Burning Up - Beach Mercer
Don't Let Your Guard Down - Downtown Singapore

If anyone has these songs, please please please send I'll love you forever I promise.

// Melt the sugar

Alrightttt I just finished the Medea group presentation I'm left with EE progression report. (Y)

Went for church yesterday and I guess I'm happy to say that I sang to all the praise and worship songs and actually didn't fall asleep during the sermon lolol.

Slacked at Meridian foodcourt for awhile then went to play pool. Freaking funny la Seah and I were against Melvin and Jarvin damn unfair. But we didn't get owned hahaha! The last two games were hilarious at first it was like 4-1 to Melvin and Jarvin then suddenly it became 4-4 cos in the second last game I blocked the black ball with our purple one (both were damn close to the hole) and then Jarvin did some god-like thing whereby the white ball made their black ball go in without touching our purple one so we thought, "Okay die 5-3 already."

And then the white ball went in too. :D

So with the score at 4-4, Melvin and Jarvin were damn scared that we can actually win because the last game was GAY. All the easy shots couldn't go in and we were laughing at ourselves zomg damn moronic. It was down to the last black ball and Melvin was like, "Wahlao lose to Zelanie damn sian can."

They won.

Hahaha I expected the score to be like 8-1 or something man. Nevermind can beat them next time. (x

Anyway I desperately need to post Jasmine's blog entry about her getting into a sticky situation with some Ah Lians yesterday. Friggin funny I tell you.

okay so i went for cip AND...

call it suayness if you may

i kena confronted by three ah lians.

like OMG.

okay, so one of them was damn cute, small and pretty.

and yes, i admit looking at her.

but when they confronted me, and uglier girl [okay, to be point blank frank, she's ugly] accused me of diaoing her.

retarded shit, of course i laughed la. it sounded so stupid.

oh anyw, the worst part was that they spoke in mandarin.

like WTH.

confronting someone who doesn't speak in that language?!

anyw, this was how the convo went:

ugly ah lian 1: ni wei shen me diao wo.

[i just stared bewildered at her]

ugly ah lian 1: !@#$^!$! [erm, i couldn't process what she said in mandarin you see. aiya, pple's chinese lousy whatt]

me: wo mei you diao ni [yes, i felt pathetic]

ugly ah lian 2: #@?++!@#$?! [i still have no idea what they were saying]

me: [laughed]

ugly ah lian 2: ni xiao shen me.

me: [still trying to process what i wanted to say in mandarin]

ugly ah lian2: gen ni jiang hua wo de kou dou lan diao

den they walked off
pretty girl din say anything. WTH

GRR. i'm so pissed with myself.
IF i were more fluent in mandarin i could have managed more than a feeble 'wo mei you diao ni'.

i hate feeling so pathetically useless.

GOSH anyw, i should have spoken to them in english la.
then they'll be the ones that will tio stun.

so this was how the convo SHOULD have gone [translated/dubbed in english]

ugly ah lian: why you roll your eyes at me.

me: i din.

ugly ah lian: i saw you rolling your eyes at me.

me: hello, excuse me ah. i was just looking at your friend there cause she's pretty unlike you.
[you see, you hafta praise them as well so you'll at least get a supporter]

den from here, the convo can go two ways.
1#:

ugly ah lian: you wanna get whacked isit?

me: you lay one finger on me and i'll sue you for assault apart from harressment which you are doing now.

anyw these girls look younger than me. it's all about talking big i tell you.

anyw, the 2nd way:

ugly ah lian: look at ppl you think free ah

me: what are pretty things for if they are not allowed to be admired by others

ugly ah lian: you must pay to go inside an art gallery what.

me: okay. i'll pay if she was in a gallery.

frankly, i dont think either conversation would have gone very long or far cause those ah lians were just using those typical phrases used in an ah beng/lian world. you can probably find them in an idiot's guide to confront ppl for diaoing you.

anyw, if they whip up their handphones to call their boyfriends/gang/etc, i'll walk away and the following convo will follow suit.

ugly ah lian: eh. why you walk away. hum ah

me: den what you want me to do, wait for your friend to come ah. you think your friend very big isit.

ugly ah lian: bigger than you okay, coward.

me: aiyo, ah girl ah, there's a difference between a coward and being stupid. this is so gonna be a big waste of my time, so i'm not going to be so stupid. but well, if you really want me to wait, i guess you could always wait for me to call the police to come too right?

SEE, dang la. WHY don't they speak in english.
or rather why din i speak in english
or why aren't i fluent in mandarin?!

i hate it when i'm unable to say something back.

i know i'm smarter then them but i just can't outwit them due to the language barrier!

this feeling sucks i tell you. being unable to stand up and defend yourself from these brats.

nvm, englishgalgal_89@gmail.com will take over pathetic_gal89@hotmail.com next next week if i ever see them again.

haha, anyw, zel said i should call her next time.
but trust me, it'll turn out to be so so so disastrous.

ah lian: ni de peng you diao wo, wo bu shuang.

zel: ni mama, chou lan jiao, chao ji bye... etc

ah lian: ?

zel: ni papa, ta ma de, kana sai, siao zha ba, si mi lan jiao... etc

and the ah lians will look at her bewildered.

you see, zel can't speak mandarin either, so anyhow whack nonsense.

ownage method i tell you.

Hahaha Jasmine totally made my day man. (Y)

Anyway I'm a little sad because Pandora's been giving me ownage songs but they're apparently so unknown that I can't find them on LimeWire and mp3 websites. Sucks.

Sell The Lie - The Damnwells
After Girl - Bugs Multiply
William Holden Caulfield - Too Much Joy
Burning Up - Beach Mercer
Don't Let Your Guard Down - Downtown Singapore

If anyone has these songs, please please please send I'll love you forever I promise.